hide your bling

[Churchill]

Oi! I'm not a drug dealer! I just happen to like 20" alloys and blacked out windows on my car.

Me too!

22" are a bit extreme though!

[darmstadt]

Personally I would ring the police up and ask them what the hell 'bling' is? There is no definition in my dictionary and I would require to know exactly what it is. I could report the Chief Inspector because he has a flash car and house yet for me he has no discernable job

[threaded]

Oi! I'm not a drug dealer! I just happen to like 20" alloys and blacked out windows on my car.

WHS

[Mich the Tester]

Dear Mr Policeman,

I would like to report the unusual expenditure pattern of a Mr G Brown. He has recently been flashing a large wad of cash around the place, buying banks, buying big NHS databases and guaranteeing mortgages, and for the life of me, I have no idea where he’s getting all this money. I know he gets a certain amount in taxes each year, but he’s spending much more than I think he’s getting and I think you should investigate his financial affairs. In the mean time, I’d love an armoured Jag, even if it is second hand.

Yours sincerely

Tester

PS I’ll give you his address for a tenner

[Spacecadet]

Another, much needed, shop a neighbour scheme

[DaveB]

Oi! I'm not a drug dealer! I just happen to like 20" alloys, blacked out windows and a brace of skanky crack whores on my car.

I think that may be where you are going wrong

[DimPrawn]

Last year the force emblazoned the logo Operation Payback on a convicted drug dealer's BMW convertible to highlight the Proceeds of Crime Act 2002.

Oi! I'm not a drug dealer! I just happen to like 20" alloys and blacked out windows on my car.

[BrilloPad]

"People are urged to report their suspicions about apparently wealthy people with no legitimate income."

I can think of a couple on here. where do I report them?

[norrahe]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/sussex/7836955.stm