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Previously on "The bottom for investment banking is slipping from view"

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Pimps?
    Contractors?

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by Purple Dalek View Post
    I pondered and realised that picture in my mind of what would happen if you farted in a gimp suit...
    Too much Würst, Ebbelwoi und Handkäs mit Musik

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  • Purple Dalek
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Your new avatar looks distinctly German.
    I pondered and realised that picture in my mind of what would happen if you farted in a gimp suit...

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Got an interview at an IB in Frankfurt for a years contract next week but not too hopeful as the parent company has just posted large losses
    Your new avatar looks distinctly German.

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  • darmstadt
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    Got an interview at an IB in Frankfurt for a years contract next week but not too hopeful as the parent company has just posted large losses

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    All the banks are still up to their eyes in leveraged debt and toxic assets.

    Luckily Labour are creating a bad bank to hold them all at taxpayers expense.

    Personally I'd be happier if the assets of every banking employee were seized and sold to help pay for it all. Greedy, lying, evil ****ers.
    I am pleased you said employee. So us contractors get to keep our filthy lucre?

    Well : that we haven't spent on champagne, dancing girls or snorted.......

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  • Purple Dalek
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    All the banks are still up to their eyes in leveraged debt and toxic assets.

    Luckily Labour are creating a bad bank to hold them all at taxpayers expense.

    Personally I'd be happier if the assets of every banking employee were seized and sold to help pay for it all. Greedy, lying, evil ****ers.
    Unfortunately that wouldn't be nearly enough to cover it all. They really have invented that much money.

    Only a good bout of inflation will get rid of it.

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Awww - the poor wee lambs !


    Hard w@nking Bankers !

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  • DimPrawn
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    All the banks are still up to their eyes in leveraged debt and toxic assets.

    Luckily Labour are creating a bad bank to hold them all at taxpayers expense.

    Personally I'd be happier if the assets of every banking employee were seized and sold to help pay for it all. Greedy, lying, evil ****ers.

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    Whores.
    Pimps?

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Estate agents.
    Whores.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by dinker View Post
    Politicians?
    Estate agents.

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  • dinker
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    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
    Good riddance to all that unproductive backstabbing greedy scum.

    Hope they all do soemthing socially useful.
    Politicians?

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  • Jubber
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    I recently had a meeting with a large banking group which has an IB arm. To quote one of their bods in the meeting

    We expect a great deal of turbulence in that part of the bank over the coming year

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Good riddance to all that unproductive backstabbing greedy scum.

    Hope they all decide to do something socially useful.
    Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 16 January 2009, 08:27.

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