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n5gooner replied

29 September 2005, 09:16
Originally posted by xoggoth

Once the veil of my earthly perception is removed I am hoping I will find the entire universe is a enormous pair of buttocks.

you meen all we have been doing is rimming? ??? ??
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xoggoth replied

29 September 2005, 08:07
Once the veil of my earthly perception is removed I am hoping I will find the entire universe is a enormous pair of buttocks.
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Francko replied

29 September 2005, 00:29
Originally posted by xoggoth

No chance me getting to be a freemason. I had enough trouble joining the British Legion in this boring craphole called Derby.

It's about time us misfits had our own society. We could all attend at different allocated times so we never had to meet other members. I would definitely have initiation ceremoines involving trousers though.

Does your religion believe in the existence of a supreme Big Buttocks in the Universe, Xoggoth?
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xoggoth replied

28 September 2005, 18:42
No chance me getting to be a freemason. I had enough trouble joining the British Legion in this boring craphole called Derby.

It's about time us misfits had our own society. We could all attend at different allocated times so we never had to meet other members. I would definitely have initiation ceremoines involving trousers though.
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Clownio replied

28 September 2005, 17:46
It's alright I've found out.

Well apparently the tellytubby wasn't a pooftah but the bloke inside him was !

Who'd of thought it. And on a childrens programe as well.
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Clownio replied

28 September 2005, 17:34
So , was one of the tellytubbies gay ?
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Hiram King Of Tyre replied

28 September 2005, 17:30
Never heard of them!
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wendigo100 replied

28 September 2005, 07:57
Originally posted by SupremeSpod

So you take a Supreme Being to be a God Type character....

Maybe it could be something that you don't fully comprehend... Not that you have to...

Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

Ah!!!

Yes ... secrets and riddles.

Perhaps it refers to the king of the giant alien lizards.
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WageSlave replied

28 September 2005, 07:50
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

Sorry mate, but I dont meet the entrance criteria. You have to believe in "a supreme being" which I take to mean a god figure. You may not have noticed some of my arguments with Chickentulip, but I do not have that luxury.

Don't worry, LG, your passionate statements to Chico have no passed unnoticed.
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The Lone Gunman replied

28 September 2005, 06:15
Originally posted by SupremeSpod

So you take a Supreme Being to be a God Type character....

Maybe it could be something that you don't fully comprehend... Not that you have to...

Ah!!!
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SupremeSpod replied

27 September 2005, 19:08
Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock

I would like to join, any offers please ?

Alfie, Scottish or York Rite?
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SupremeSpod replied

27 September 2005, 19:06
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

Sorry mate, but I dont meet the entrance criteria. You have to believe in "a supreme being" which I take to mean a god figure. You may not have noticed some of my arguments with Chickentulip, but I do not have that luxury.

So you take a Supreme Being to be a God Type character....

Maybe it could be something that you don't fully comprehend... Not that you have to...
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The Lone Gunman replied

27 September 2005, 15:48
Originally posted by WageSlave

LG is a secret freemason

Sorry mate, but I dont meet the entrance criteria. You have to believe in "a supreme being" which I take to mean a god figure. You may not have noticed some of my arguments with Chickentulip, but I do not have that luxury.
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WageSlave replied

27 September 2005, 15:43
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman

I so would volunteer.

I expect you would soon change your mind about all the men being naked considering some of fat blokes Ive seen going into my local masons meetings.

LG is a secret freemason

Nothing wrong with a room full of fat naked men. Good to see those hairy red bellies covered in jam and whipped with nettles.
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Xenophon replied

27 September 2005, 15:39
MW The Pro Grand Master The Most Hon. the Marquess of Northampton.

Bet he loves being spanked.
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