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Previously on "Dodgy little whities from Scandinavia!"

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    Originally posted by Mailman View Post
    Got to hand it to the little f8ckers...they sure know how to make flat pack furniture! The Mr Ikea must be like the worlds richest didgy little white guy!

    Mailman
    Actually, I think the TetraPak guy beats him by a country mile...

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  • Mailman
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    All the stuff we got over the new year break was made in Poland but more importantly, it all fits together perfectly.

    Mailman

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by Mailman View Post
    Got to hand it to the little f8ckers...they sure know how to make flat pack furniture! The Mr Ikea must be like the worlds richest didgy little white guy!

    Mailman


    Eh?

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  • TheBigD
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    Bought no end of stuff from IKEA in the past, and it's always gone together without too much fuss. Probably the best of the flat-pack furniture sellers.

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by Solidec View Post
    I don't get it, there is nothing little about Scandinavians and there is nothing white about the Chinese!

    Am I missing something?
    China's in Scandanavia, so you get white ones and yellow ones. And some in between called Innui and they're quite big. I know because I got an A in Geography GCSE.

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  • Solidec
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    I don't get it, there is nothing little about Scandinavians and there is nothing white about the Chinese!

    Am I missing something?

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by mrdonuts View Post
    are you allowed to say "white guy", thats racist, i'm offended an apology wont suffice
    As long as you don't call them honkies.

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  • mrdonuts
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    Originally posted by Mailman View Post
    Got to hand it to the little f8ckers...they sure know how to make flat pack furniture! The Mr Ikea must be like the worlds richest didgy little white guy!

    Mailman
    are you allowed to say "white guy", thats racist, i'm offended an apology wont suffice

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    They've outsourced most of the production to China, and since then half the stuff you buy doesn't fit together.
    100% of the stuff we bought at the weekend went together nicely. That was only 2 items though so it's hardly representative.

    I did notice that it was absolutely rammed at the weekend. One chap on his own had 6 (yes, six) trolleys full of kitchen flat packs - probably taking maximum advantage of the 10% discount when you spend over £2k on kitchens.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Mailman View Post
    Got to hand it to the little f8ckers...they sure know how to make flat pack furniture! The Mr Ikea must be like the worlds richest didgy little white guy!

    Mailman
    They've outsourced most of the production to China, and since then half the stuff you buy doesn't fit together.

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  • Mailman
    started a topic Dodgy little whities from Scandinavia!

    Dodgy little whities from Scandinavia!

    Got to hand it to the little f8ckers...they sure know how to make flat pack furniture! The Mr Ikea must be like the worlds richest didgy little white guy!

    Mailman

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