Reply to: Favourite simile

[NotAllThere]

As overwrought as a newt.

[EternalOptimist]

as useful as mammary glands on the male of the bovine species

[wobbegong]

About as much use as Anne Franks' drum kit.

Courtesy of Wobbegong junior (aged 14)

[OwlHoot]

as damp as a well digger's arse

[tay]

As Milton as Churchill.

http://www.yunasville.com/img/102005/milton.jpg

[Cyberman]

I've seen more meat on a butcher's apron.

[Netraider]

As rough as a badgers a@se

[thunderlizard]

A face like a bulldog licking mustard off a nettle.

[ookook]

I'm as happy as a b*stard on fathers day

[Charles Foster Kane]

So much armpit hair it looked like she had King Kong in a headlock.

[DimPrawn]

More hollow than a Labour manifesto promise.

[EternalOptimist]

That's not a simile

do apologise. I thought this was the favourite metaphor thread

[Pickle2]

you are all as mad as cheese

[DimPrawn]

That's not a simile

As much like a simile as a metaphor.

[bogeyman]

the guy/gal is an intellectual eunuch

That's not a simile