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Since when is "penis" a naughty word? It's just the name for a part of the body and there is no reason for this being picked up by a word filter.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI think "penis" still gets past the naughty words filter, you know
What I believe you are trying to tell us is though is that you feel naughty when you think of "penii"? Which maybe means that the only gay in your village might not be alone any more?
So why hold it back any longer - "out" yourself in 2009.
I think that would be a first for the CU forums.
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In Oz the preferred method of putting out fires is to p155 on them (source - Barry Humphries, the adventures of Barry McKenzie).Originally posted by wxman View PostOuch !!!!!
An Australian woman has appeared in court in Adelaide charged with murdering her husband by setting fire to his p?????.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/7812875.stm
This might have been difficult in this situation.
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Remember reading a story about some guy whose genitals were set on fire during an operation. Something about the cleaning fluid the surgeon was using was ignited by an arcing earthing strap.
He survived to sue the hospital IIRC.
Could you imagine coming round after an operation to find your meat and two veg had been BBQ'ed?
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I'm confused.Originally posted by wxman View PostOuch !!!!!
An Australian woman has appeared in court in Adelaide charged with murdering her husband by setting fire to his p?????.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/7812875.stm
Is it a p??? or a p????? ?
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I think "penis" still gets past the naughty words filter, you know
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Oz 'p??? fire' suspect charged
Ouch !!!!!
An Australian woman has appeared in court in Adelaide charged with murdering her husband by setting fire to his p?????.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/7812875.stmTags: None
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