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ace00 replied

6 January 2009, 14:57
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

She obviously loved her pussy!

IGMC...

Ooh Mrs Slocombe - If you carry on like that I'll have to take you in the back room.

I'm free!
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moorfield replied

6 January 2009, 14:50
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

She obviously loved her pussy!

IGMC...

1 hr 31 mins. I wondered how long it would take to feed the troll.
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Churchill replied

6 January 2009, 14:42
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

One person at a previous site had pictures of cats on her desk in a frame that read "Cats are people too" FFS!

She was unmarried.

She obviously loved her pussy!

IGMC...
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Pondlife replied

6 January 2009, 13:11
Originally posted by ace00 View Post

Another of the interesting characters (married) at my work place has a room for her pet bunny rabbit and likes to show "cute" photos of said bunny.

We don't get on. I eat bunnies.

One person at a previous site had pictures of cats on her desk in a frame that read "Cats are people too" FFS!

She was unmarried.
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TheFaQQer replied

6 January 2009, 13:03
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

I'll shoot him for you!
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Churchill replied

6 January 2009, 12:48
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

He's changed his avatar since last night, so must be around somewhere.

I miss him

I'll shoot him for you!
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TheFaQQer replied

6 January 2009, 12:38
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

The above is a message for AtW, I know you're lurking...

He's changed his avatar since last night, so must be around somewhere.

I miss him
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norrahe replied

6 January 2009, 12:10
Originally posted by ace00 View Post

Another of the interesting characters (married) at my work place has a room for her pet bunny rabbit and likes to show "cute" photos of said bunny.

We don't get on. I eat bunnies.

tell her that casserole or dinner would be a much better name for it
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Alf W replied

6 January 2009, 11:58
No contest.

http://www.petscomedy.co.uk/
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ace00 replied

6 January 2009, 10:56
Another of the interesting characters (married) at my work place has a room for her pet bunny rabbit and likes to show "cute" photos of said bunny.

We don't get on. I eat bunnies.
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Churchill replied

6 January 2009, 10:14
Originally posted by Purple Dalek View Post

Are you sure that's not a beaver?

The best way to find out is to fill the bath, throw in said animal with a few twigs. If it builds a dam then it's a beaver, if it drowns it's either a Guinea Pig or a thick beaver!

Hth.
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Purple Dalek replied

6 January 2009, 10:03
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

Guinea pigs are great pets and if the credit crunch bites too deep, you can always roast them ( only don't tell my daughter i said that!)

Are you sure that's not a beaver?
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Pogle replied

6 January 2009, 10:00
Guinea pigs are great pets and if the credit crunch bites too deep, you can always roast them ( only don't tell my daughter i said that!)
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PM-Junkie replied

5 January 2009, 21:18
Originally posted by bogeyman View Post

Never mind springer spaniels, what about these dudes...

http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2008...-coolness.html

Looks like Orinoco on a diet
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zara_backdog replied

5 January 2009, 20:35
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Nope, the best pet a man can have is a woman.

"They need a firm hand and need to be shown who's boss but after the initial breaking in period you'll wonder why you never had one before."

The above is a message for AtW, I know you're lurking...
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