TBH, it could be argued that you are prolonging the cruelty and extending her suffering.
Get a shove and stove her head in.
The cat I mean.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostIf it was a squirrel, I would consider it. I would rather stick a ferret down me undies than try to wrestle brewster into a box. She's like a small mountain lion
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Originally posted by ferret View PostYou threw your daughter's bike in the canal - surely a cat should be relatively easy? I find the cost of a bag and a brick a lot easier to handle than vet's bills. If the canal is too far away then car exhaust fumes piped into a box will suffice.
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Originally posted by ferret View PostYou threw your daughter's bike in the canal - surely a cat should be relatively easy? I find the cost of a bag and a brick a lot easier to handle than vet's bills. If the canal is too far away then car exhaust fumes piped into a box will suffice.
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You threw your daughter's bike in the canal - surely a cat should be relatively easy? I find the cost of a bag and a brick a lot easier to handle than vet's bills. If the canal is too far away then car exhaust fumes piped into a box will suffice.
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Originally posted by thelace View PostDo you mind?
Some of us are eating out lunch!
I think its plain from the title that the thread is not a treatise on the philosophical implications of Heisenbergs uncertainty principle
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostNormally a cat keeps it's bum-hole nice and clean by licking, sometimes they are in such good nick that you could almost eat your dinner off them, but Brewster-Roustabouts is so bad she wont even go near it herself.
The stink is horrendous, and the poo stain is the size of a small saucer.
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostYou may remember that , in the middle of last year, my cats insides fell out of her bum. Well she got put back together and she has been on special food and enemas ever since.
Sometimes it doesnt work properly and she has the occasional explosion. Normally a cat keeps it's bum-hole nice and clean by licking, sometimes they are in such good nick that you could almost eat your dinner off them, but Brewster-Roustabouts is so bad she wont even go near it herself.
The stink is horrendous, and the poo stain is the size of a small saucer.
Anyways, the point of the story.. Whenever I get a tummy problem, like I have for the last week, the missus blames the ten pints and curry from the night before, but I know its Brewsters fault.
Does anyone else have experience of a cats bum coming between them and their missus ?
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Originally posted by cojak View PostI think the time might be coming when you have to tell the wife that Brewter's 'gone to live on a farm'....
she said 'I love next doors cat more than I love you'
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I think the time might be coming when you have to tell the wife that Brewter's 'gone to live on a farm'....
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Brewsters bum-hole
You may remember that , in the middle of last year, my cats insides fell out of her bum. Well she got put back together and she has been on special food and enemas ever since.
Sometimes it doesnt work properly and she has the occasional explosion. Normally a cat keeps it's bum-hole nice and clean by licking, sometimes they are in such good nick that you could almost eat your dinner off them, but Brewster-Roustabouts is so bad she wont even go near it herself.
The stink is horrendous, and the poo stain is the size of a small saucer.
Anyways, the point of the story.. Whenever I get a tummy problem, like I have for the last week, the missus blames the ten pints and curry from the night before, but I know its Brewsters fault.
Does anyone else have experience of a cats bum coming between them and their missus ?
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