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SantaClaus replied

2 January 2009, 10:12
Originally posted by deano View Post

Ah, reminds me of saturday nights in Skeggy. There's nothing like the sight of a lager'd up 18-stone fat lass in a micro mini-skirt on the pull, kebab in one-hand and pint of Stella in t'other.

Lovely!

Thats the image I had of a night out up "oop north"
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threaded replied

2 January 2009, 10:08
Originally posted by deano View Post

Ah, reminds me of saturday nights in Skeggy. There's nothing like the sight of a lager'd up 18-stone fat lass in a micro mini-skirt on the pull, kebab in one-hand and pint of Stella in t'other.

Lovely!

And don't forget the day-glo/sequinned boob tube.

Not so much nice puppies as a prime example of the wonders of modern materials science as applied to structural engineering.
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deano replied

2 January 2009, 08:54
Ah, reminds me of saturday nights in Skeggy. There's nothing like the sight of a lager'd up 18-stone fat lass in a micro mini-skirt on the pull, kebab in one-hand and pint of Stella in t'other.

Lovely!
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tay replied

2 January 2009, 05:26
Although I did have to promise to get her a pair of fur-lined knicks, like that dodgy bird with the bobble eye was wearing

Classy chick....
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cojak replied

1 January 2009, 23:37
*hearty round of applause for Mrs EO*
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BrilloPad replied

1 January 2009, 22:49
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

<cough>

tsk tsk
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EternalOptimist replied

1 January 2009, 22:19
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

As long as you did not touch why should she care?

<cough>
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BrilloPad replied

1 January 2009, 21:25
As long as you did not touch why should she care?
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EternalOptimist started a topic Top bird - didn't bat an eyelid

1 January 2009, 21:23
Top bird - didn't bat an eyelid

Got to hand it to the missus, she's a top bird.

We don't normally go out to the pub, just once every blue moon, and we had planned to go up Rivington on new years eve to look out over Manchester and watch the fireworks.

At the last minute she asks me to get tickets for the local pub instead, so there we were last night at eight, getting wellied at the New Years party.

The problem is, it was a bit noisy , what with all the kids and the 'once a year' tipplers, so we goes into the bar and sit by the pool table. By now the whole pub is teaming with top totty, bazoomers hanging out and tiny mini skirts on, and they start to fill up the bar as well. Then half a dozen of them decide to play a game of pool.

Bloomming heck. gusset heaven. I even saw where they got the spec for the spacehopper and the r101 dirigible.

But my missus, top bird - didnt bat an eyelid. Although I did have to promise to get her a pair of fur-lined knicks, like that dodgy bird with the bobble eye was wearing
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