Whine at Posh Restaurant

[OwlHoot]

That's because the more erudite and cultured among us prefer HP Sauce.

or Worcester Sauce. Yum

[Mich the Tester]

No, anything other than salt on a steak and salt & vinegar on chips is a travesty. A little gravy is also acceptable, as long as this is mostly comprised of the animal juices.

If they coat your steak with a creamy coloured substance, it is ruined (why do they do that?) as it is impossible to remove this completely, even by vigorous scrapping and ordering a clean plate.

Well a really good steak doesn’t need any sauce at all, but how often do you get a really good steak in restaurants?

[TimberWolf]

That's because the more erudite and cultured among us prefer HP Sauce.

No, anything other than salt on a steak and salt & vinegar on chips is a travesty. A little gravy is also acceptable, as long as this is mostly comprised of the animal juices.

If they coat your steak with a creamy coloured substance, it is ruined (why do they do that?) as it is impossible to remove this completely, even by vigorous scrapping and ordering a clean plate.

[BrilloPad]

I suppose you could always learn English...

to become human

[Mich the Tester]

What bothers me the most is that when you ask for some "Daddies Sauce" they look at you like you are some sort of freak.

That's because the more erudite and cultured among us prefer HP Sauce.

[BrilloPad]

I just want steak and chips. If your chef is so bloody clever, how come he can't make that?

Just dont ask for ketchup on it......

[Gonzo]

I suppose you could always learn English...

I don't think it will be necessary. Most communication here seems to be done by grunting.

For a while I thought that it might be a good idea for me to take a maori language course because my English brain is finding some of the place names a little intimidating, but it turns out that no two locals pronounce a place name the same anyway so I don't think it will matter.

[NickFitz]

I suppose you could always pay a hooker.......

I suppose you could always learn English...

[tay]

Seeing you make a fool of yourself through an error of punctuation so apposite to your rancid nature is one of the things that makes this forum worthwhile

Don't ever leave, tay; we all need an imbecile to mock, and you fill the shoes perfectly

I suppose you could always pay a hooker.......

[NickFitz]

cant

Seeing you make a fool of yourself through an error of punctuation so apposite to your rancid nature is one of the things that makes this forum worthwhile

Don't ever leave, tay; we all need an imbecile to mock, and you fill the shoes perfectly

[tay]

I just want steak and chips. If your chef is so bloody clever, how come he can't make that?

The same reason you never get any sex with females, it is not a case of cant, its a case of want.....

[Gonzo]

What bothers me the most is that when you ask for some "Daddies Sauce" they look at you like you are some sort of freak.

[NickFitz]

I just want steak and chips. If your chef is so bloody clever, how come he can't make that?