Armed cops

[WageSlave]

Nine armed police (sub machine guns) have just parked outside my house and are running down the street.

Quick, destroy that hard drive before it's too late! Bonfire of the bongo mags.

[Rebecca Loos]

Dats da trouble wiv livin in da ghetto

If u livin in da real ghetto u wud neva c no cops man. Da fuzz neva goes in da ghetto. I live in da East Landan Massive ghetto and i've neva seen no cops down my street man

[DimPrawn]

Oi! I resemble that remark!

[Xtoad]

You won't believe this, but there I was, watching the telly, when these nine armed blokes dressed in black burst in the door, nicked all me dope and ran away laughing to themselves.
Nosey neighbour up the street was peering through the curtains at the time but never even bothered to call the police.
Why he was wearing a pink dress gawd only knows. Fat bloated git that he is.

[Dundeegeorge]

A first, a first, look everybody, a first

AtW actually made a humourous remark. That was actually funny.
There may just be a god (**** off chico, I was joking)

[AtW]

Swindon.

Must have been a late night house sale.

[DimPrawn]

Swindon.

[~Craig~]

where do you live then?

[threaded]

What time does the chinese takeaway open down your way?

[DimPrawn]

They trotted back (from wherever they ran to), packed their weapons back into the back of the X5's they arrived in, casually got in, and drove off.

Dats da trouble wiv livin in da ghetto.

[threaded]

Towards or away from you?

[DimPrawn]

Nine armed police (sub machine guns) have just parked outside my house and are running down the street.

Which was nice.