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    Armed cops

    Nine armed police (sub machine guns) have just parked outside my house and are running down the street.

    Which was nice.

    #2
    Towards or away from you?
    Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
    threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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      #3
      They trotted back (from wherever they ran to), packed their weapons back into the back of the X5's they arrived in, casually got in, and drove off.

      Dats da trouble wiv livin in da ghetto.

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        #4
        What time does the chinese takeaway open down your way?
        Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
        threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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          #5
          where do you live then?

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            #6
            Swindon.

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              #7
              Originally posted by DimPrawn
              Swindon.
              Must have been a late night house sale.

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                #8
                A first, a first, look everybody, a first

                AtW actually made a humourous remark. That was actually funny.
                There may just be a god (**** off chico, I was joking)
                Why not?

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                  #9
                  You won't believe this, but there I was, watching the telly, when these nine armed blokes dressed in black burst in the door, nicked all me dope and ran away laughing to themselves.
                  Nosey neighbour up the street was peering through the curtains at the time but never even bothered to call the police.
                  Why he was wearing a pink dress gawd only knows. Fat bloated git that he is.

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                    #10
                    Oi! I resemble that remark!

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