Just set the out of office reply

[AtW]

[moorfield]

Right, I'm off, 2008 all done for me too.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all, and good luck if like me you're facing a benching soon after!

[Pondlife]

On a happy Xmas note, Nov's invoice has just hit the bank at a rate of about €1.08 per beer token.

[milanbenes]

don't panic fellow .netters,

Benes Invoicing Ltd is on call on a nice little deal

Milan.

[ThomasSoerensen]

enjoy the holidays milan

I will be the bum in the seat during these days.

[Pondlife]

All the best Bensey.

I will of course be working on through the festive period. Someone has to make sure that big business doesn't stray to far from the path.

Plus, I get paid in those worthless £ thingies next year

Enjoy.

[Doggy Styles]

"The pornographic material that you requested is not available. If you require pornographic material of that nature, you must request it from a country where such content is legal."

[BrilloPad]

Happy christmas and new year to you too.

My OOO :-

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(a) Sorry to have missed you but I am at the doctors having my brain removed so that I may join the <insert team name> team
(b) Hi. I'm thinking about what you've just sent me. Please wait by your PC for my response.
(c) I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.
(d) You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all.
(e) I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
(f) Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged 5.99 for the first ten words and 1.99 for each additional word in your message.
(g) The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try sending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).
(h) Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
(i) I've run away to join a different circus.
(j) I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as 'Margaret' instead of 'Steve'.

[milanbenes]

in half an hour, Benes Invoicing Ltd will finish until the 5th of Jan, apart from being 4th line on call during the Christmas / New Year period

have a good Christmas and New Year folks

and I wish everybody greater success next year

Milan.