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Previously on "Something British for Christmas?"

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  • eyetie
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    Originally posted by SirSickboy View Post
    Judging by the comments, this comes highly recommended
    Genius! Is this the new Hasselhof Greatest Hits?

    You could buy somewhere cheap like Liverpool just for the vanity postcode

    Mr C. O'Ntractor
    L1
    England

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  • FarmerPalmer
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    Woolworths ... it was American I know - but the British business is up for sale.

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  • DS23
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    Originally posted by SirSickboy View Post
    Judging by the comments, this comes highly recommended

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  • lambrini_socialist
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    Fortnum & Mason? pah. how's about a fine selection of classic British festive cuisine from Iceland? Kerry Katona's prawn ring etc.

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  • SirSickboy
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    Judging by the comments, this comes highly recommended

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by swamp View Post
    How about a Mini?
    Yep, they’re quite nice, but Dutch car tax puts 40% on top of the price. Fortnum and Masons hampers are looking very reasonably priced from over here.

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  • swamp
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    How about a Mini?

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  • expat
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    It's a bit like the CAP: whether you buy what French farmers produce or not, they get paid with your money.

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  • TykeMerc
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    Oh, that's just superb.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Off topic, but an American colleague just sent me this

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  • EternalOptimist
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    buy an Anthea Turner

    or hire one with a snake for a week




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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Now then folks, what with the pound being worth less than the European Lira, I'm considering using my not-very-hard-earned euros to come to the UK and buy something British for christmas.

    Any suggestions?
    reminds me of the old Berliner joke doing th rounds in the Berlin Bomb shelters before Xmas 44

    'Be practical This Christmans - Give a Coffin ! "

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  • SirSickboy
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Now then folks, what with the pound being worth less than the European Lira, I'm considering using my not-very-hard-earned euros to come to the UK and buy something British for christmas.

    Any suggestions?
    A crate of Tesco value lager!

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  • gingerjedi
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    Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
    How about buying Norfolk? That's still fairly British compared to much of the country and at the current exchange rate you can probably afford it easily.
    Naa... the sea will have that back soon, global warmin' innit.

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  • DiscoStu
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    Morris Marina?

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