Something British for Christmas?

[AlfredJPruffock]

Now then folks, what with the pound being worth less than the European Lira, I'm considering using my not-very-hard-earned euros to come to the UK and buy something British for christmas.

Any suggestions?

reminds me of the old Berliner joke doing th rounds in the Berlin Bomb shelters before Xmas 44

'Be practical This Christmans - Give a Coffin ! "

[EternalOptimist]

buy an Anthea Turner

or hire one with a snake for a week

[Mich the Tester]

Off topic, but an American colleague just sent me this

[TykeMerc]

Off topic, but an American colleague just sent me this

Oh, that's just superb.

[expat]

Off topic, but an American colleague just sent me this

It's a bit like the CAP: whether you buy what French farmers produce or not, they get paid with your money.

[swamp]

How about a Mini?

[Mich the Tester]

How about a Mini?

Yep, they’re quite nice, but Dutch car tax puts 40% on top of the price. Fortnum and Masons hampers are looking very reasonably priced from over here.

[SirSickboy]

Judging by the comments, this comes highly recommended

[lambrini_socialist]

Fortnum & Mason? pah. how's about a fine selection of classic British festive cuisine from Iceland? Kerry Katona's prawn ring etc.

[DS23]

Judging by the comments, this comes highly recommended