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d000hg replied

17 December 2008, 23:14
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Got my mangina out. Can't say fairer than that. For tonight only, mind.

Fancy a Baileys?
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Old Greg replied

17 December 2008, 19:54
Got my mangina out. Can't say fairer than that. For tonight only, mind.
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Diver replied

17 December 2008, 19:49
Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post

The men don't have sexy hunk avatars so why do the ladies tend to have suggestive pictures?

Ladies?

<----------------------Sexy Hunky Avatar
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zara_backdog replied

17 December 2008, 19:05
Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post

The men don't have sexy hunk avatars so why do the ladies tend to have suggestive pictures?

Ladies?

I love you just the way you are
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BrilloPad replied

17 December 2008, 17:45
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Oh pleeeese...Why does EVERYTHING on this forum come down to shagging??

only 90%. The other 10% is drinking.

HTH
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cailin maith replied

17 December 2008, 17:08
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

It's a well known fact that Carling Wotsit is actually a trucker from Scunthorpe called Barry.

Sorry to shatter any illusions.
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TheFaQQer replied

17 December 2008, 17:06
Originally posted by expat View Post

How many truckers from Scunthorpe (amazed that gets past the nanny) know anything of the Gaelic?

At least one that I know of
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expat replied

17 December 2008, 17:05
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

It's a well known fact that Carling Wotsit is actually a trucker from Scunthorpe called Barry.

Sorry to shatter any illusions.

How many truckers from Scunthorpe (amazed that gets past the nanny) know anything of the Gaelic?
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TheFaQQer replied

17 December 2008, 16:58
Originally posted by cojak View Post

I prefer the term 'alluring'...

without the santa hat, obv...

It's very alluring.

Mind you, I still fancy Wendigo's avatar.
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TheFaQQer replied

17 December 2008, 16:57
Originally posted by Tarquin Farquhar View Post

Please tell me that Cailin Maith is one of them and really looks like that.

It's a well known fact that Carling Wotsit is actually a trucker from Scunthorpe called Barry.

Sorry to shatter any illusions.
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Purple Dalek replied

17 December 2008, 16:35
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Oh pleeeese...Why does EVERYTHING on this forum come down to shagging??

Oh, how caus.
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EternalOptimist replied

17 December 2008, 16:33
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Oh pleeeese...Why does EVERYTHING on this forum come down to shagging??

its not Everything

tosser
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Mich the Tester replied

17 December 2008, 16:30
Originally posted by Purple Dalek View Post

So it's safe to look at your beaver/guinea pig/avatar?

Oh pleeeese...Why does EVERYTHING on this forum come down to shagging??
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Purple Dalek replied

17 December 2008, 16:28
Originally posted by Pogle View Post

Its an effing GUINEA PIG - honestly words fail me.
It is meant to amuse because its cute and festive

You however are just plain wrong - on SO many levels

So it's safe to look at your beaver/guinea pig/avatar?
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EternalOptimist replied

17 December 2008, 16:22
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Nice word. Is lubricity similar to moistness?

lubricity is power produced in oil-powered stations
elasticity is power produced by elastic bands
vulcanicity is power produced by engineers with pointy ears
authenticity is power produced by writers

I think
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