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Reply to: Why do the girls on CUK have sexy avatars?

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    Got my mangina out. Can't say fairer than that. For tonight only, mind.
    Fancy a Baileys?

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  • Old Greg
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    Got my mangina out. Can't say fairer than that. For tonight only, mind.

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    The men don't have sexy hunk avatars so why do the ladies tend to have suggestive pictures?

    Ladies?
    <----------------------Sexy Hunky Avatar

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  • zara_backdog
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    The men don't have sexy hunk avatars so why do the ladies tend to have suggestive pictures?

    Ladies?
    I love you just the way you are

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Oh pleeeese...Why does EVERYTHING on this forum come down to shagging??
    only 90%. The other 10% is drinking.

    HTH

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    It's a well known fact that Carling Wotsit is actually a trucker from Scunthorpe called Barry.

    Sorry to shatter any illusions.

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by expat View Post
    How many truckers from Scunthorpe (amazed that gets past the nanny) know anything of the Gaelic?
    At least one that I know of

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  • expat
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    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
    It's a well known fact that Carling Wotsit is actually a trucker from Scunthorpe called Barry.

    Sorry to shatter any illusions.
    How many truckers from Scunthorpe (amazed that gets past the nanny) know anything of the Gaelic?

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by cojak View Post
    I prefer the term 'alluring'...

    without the santa hat, obv...
    It's very alluring.

    Mind you, I still fancy Wendigo's avatar.

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  • TheFaQQer
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    Originally posted by Tarquin Farquhar View Post
    Please tell me that Cailin Maith is one of them and really looks like that.
    It's a well known fact that Carling Wotsit is actually a trucker from Scunthorpe called Barry.

    Sorry to shatter any illusions.

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  • Purple Dalek
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Oh pleeeese...Why does EVERYTHING on this forum come down to shagging??
    Oh, how caus.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Oh pleeeese...Why does EVERYTHING on this forum come down to shagging??
    its not Everything


    tosser



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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Purple Dalek View Post
    So it's safe to look at your beaver/guinea pig/avatar?
    Oh pleeeese...Why does EVERYTHING on this forum come down to shagging??

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  • Purple Dalek
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    Its an effing GUINEA PIG - honestly words fail me.
    It is meant to amuse because its cute and festive

    You however are just plain wrong - on SO many levels
    So it's safe to look at your beaver/guinea pig/avatar?

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    Nice word. Is lubricity similar to moistness?
    lubricity is power produced in oil-powered stations
    elasticity is power produced by elastic bands
    vulcanicity is power produced by engineers with pointy ears
    authenticity is power produced by writers




    I think


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