Reply to: Curry aftermath

[supremepods]

.....That reminds me

Beer / Curry last night.

All quiet on the western front this morning.

[xoggoth]

I can't be bothered to read previous replies. I am just posting in support of your thread. I would just like to say that xoggoth support for any future arse/tulip related threads, regardless of context, is gauranteed.

[Alf W]

Vindaloo is an Indian bastardisation of a Portuguese dish anyway.

Lebanese food. Owww!

[supremepods]

Mr N5 - That is exactly what I'm trying to avoid, as I suffered a catastophic "bowel meltdown" after my previous visit.

A "Torrent" would accurately desribe of the amount and the volume was not dissimilar to that passing over Niagra in any one year.

Do you get the picture ?

[n5gooner]

I think you will find it's Bonjella that does the trick!

but you loose that sense of "feeling" as it slips out in a torrent not dissimilar to Niagara falls.

[steve'O]

BTW - Lucifer Box ...................Sudafed ? on the ringpiece ! ! !

I think you will find it's Bonjella that does the trick!

[n5gooner]

Try a Chicken Droopyarseole or a lamb cocksarker

never fails

try a hamster-duct-tape does the old ring piece wounders!

[Clownio]

Try a Chicken Droopyarseole or a lamb cocksarker

never fails

[n5gooner]

I plan a return to the scene of the crime tomorrow night. My first curry since those disasterous events of a few weeks ago.

Should I risk a ring-burner or should I go for a more subtle number.

well why the hell not, your ring piece may have got used to it by now!

[supremepods]

I plan a return to the scene of the crime tomorrow night. My first curry since those disasterous events of a few weeks ago.

Should I risk a ring-burner or should I go for a more subtle number.

[Lucifer Box]

BTW - Lucifer Box ...................Sudafed ? on the ringpiece ! ! !

No pain, no gain.

[supremepods]

Ringpiece update

Natural yoghurt my arse ! ....gedit ?

No, a rather uncomfortable drive home was followed by an inspection ( that I'd rather not go into too much detail on ) that proved there was only collatteral damage.

There was some ointment applied - again the fewer details the better - after which I collapsed into a coma. I seem to be back to normal, though I'm "working" from home today just in case.

Thanks for all your concern.

BTW - Lucifer Box ...................Sudafed ? on the ringpiece ! ! !

[Fungus]

Must have sounded like the Charge of the Light Brigade, cannons and all!

I know this has been asked two or three times before, but what's the strongest curry again? I know there's one stronger than vindaloo, dahl maybe?

Try African food. It's hotter. Or just go to a West Indian shop and buy some of those cute little Scotch Bonnet chillis. Eat one whole. You'll be in tears.

Leif

[supremepods]

Professional hand ?

I hope that that "professional Hand" you refer to will be covered with a "professional glove" and joined to a "Professional body" covered by protective clothing.

This is not going to be for the faint-hearted !

Having said that ...............

Any advance on £5 ?

[WageSlave]

Roll on home-time when I can take stock of the situation.

Its not going to be pretty I can tell you.

If you want a professional hand, I'll do it for £5.