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Previously on "Troll Poll"

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  • BrilloPad
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    I am upset I got 0 votes. No-one loves me.

    <sobs>

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  • expat
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    ..and therefore had a bloody awful noël.

    Just for completeness.
    Is that oll?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by dwm009 View Post
    I see, what you're saying is that the wagon of coal pulled by the foal of the troll poll toll roll mole on the dole hit the hole because it was listening to Billy Joel...
    ..and therefore had a bloody awful noël.

    Just for completeness.

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  • BrianSnail
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Not half as depressing as listening to Billy Joel.
    I see, what you're saying is that the wagon of coal pulled by the foal of the troll poll toll roll mole on the dole hit the hole because it was listening to Billy Joel.

    I'm glad we've cleared that up.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by dwm009 View Post
    But he would have a depressing noël.
    Not half as depressing as listening to Billy Joel.

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  • BrianSnail
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    If the wagon of coal pulled by the foal of the troll poll toll roll mole on the dole hits a hole it would be quite droll.
    But he would have a depressing noël.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by dwm009 View Post
    Just be careful that the wagon of coal pulled by the foal of the troll poll toll roll mole doesn't hit a hole.
    If the wagon of coal pulled by the foal of the troll poll toll roll mole on the dole hits a hole it would be quite droll.

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  • BrianSnail
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Yes, and the coal wagon's pulled by a troll poll toll roll mole's coal dole foal.
    Just be careful that the wagon of coal pulled by the foal of the troll poll toll roll mole doesn't hit a hole.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Please stop this thread asap. It's making my eyes bleed with the pain of it all.
    Stop whingeing about troll poll toll roll mole's coal dole foal, asshole.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by dwm009 View Post
    If an imaginary man drove an imaginary car off an imaginary road…would anyone care?
    Was it a stunt man?

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  • Pondlife
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    Please stop this thread asap. It's making my eyes bleed with the pain of it all.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by expat View Post
    Is the winter heating benefit a troll poll toll roll mole's coal dole?
    Yes, and the coal wagon's pulled by a troll poll toll roll mole's coal dole foal.

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  • expat
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    It's a work for benefits project;

    It occupies the troll poll toll roll mole's whole soul on the dole.
    Is the winter heating benefit a troll poll toll roll mole's coal dole?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by expat View Post
    Yes.

    It occupies the troll poll toll roll mole's whole soul.
    It's a work for benefits project;

    It occupies the troll poll toll roll mole's whole soul on the dole.

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  • expat
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    Originally posted by Pinto View Post
    Is that the only job the mole's got?

    i.e is it troll poll toll roll mole's sole role?
    Yes.

    It occupies the troll poll toll roll mole's whole soul.

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