I am upset I got 0 votes. No-one loves me.
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..and therefore had a bloody awful noël.Originally posted by dwm009 View PostI see, what you're saying is that the wagon of coal pulled by the foal of the troll poll toll roll mole on the dole hit the hole because it was listening to Billy Joel...
Just for completeness.
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I see, what you're saying is that the wagon of coal pulled by the foal of the troll poll toll roll mole on the dole hit the hole because it was listening to Billy Joel.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostNot half as depressing as listening to Billy Joel.
I'm glad we've cleared that up.
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Not half as depressing as listening to Billy Joel.Originally posted by dwm009 View PostBut he would have a depressing noël.
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But he would have a depressing noël.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostIf the wagon of coal pulled by the foal of the troll poll toll roll mole on the dole hits a hole it would be quite droll.
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If the wagon of coal pulled by the foal of the troll poll toll roll mole on the dole hits a hole it would be quite droll.Originally posted by dwm009 View PostJust be careful that the wagon of coal pulled by the foal of the troll poll toll roll mole doesn't hit a hole.
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Just be careful that the wagon of coal pulled by the foal of the troll poll toll roll mole doesn't hit a hole.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostYes, and the coal wagon's pulled by a troll poll toll roll mole's coal dole foal.
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Stop whingeing about troll poll toll roll mole's coal dole foal, asshole.Originally posted by Pondlife View PostPlease stop this thread asap. It's making my eyes bleed with the pain of it all.
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Was it a stunt man?Originally posted by dwm009 View PostIf an imaginary man drove an imaginary car off an imaginary road…would anyone care?
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Please stop this thread asap. It's making my eyes bleed with the pain of it all.
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Yes, and the coal wagon's pulled by a troll poll toll roll mole's coal dole foal.Originally posted by expat View PostIs the winter heating benefit a troll poll toll roll mole's coal dole?
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It's a work for benefits project;Originally posted by expat View PostYes.
It occupies the troll poll toll roll mole's whole soul.
It occupies the troll poll toll roll mole's whole soul on the dole.
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