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Its a water pistol and Kermit is a frog.... hardly going to be a lethal weapon now is it?
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Don't forget that Sooty had a water pistol and would just pop a cap in Kermits green ass!
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Sooty is such a prima-donna, I'd take him out no problem. Miss Piggy and Sue, however - close call.
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Kermit would win by a mile. It's impossible to fight when you have someone elses hand up your bum, so Sooty wouldnt stand a chance
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Well he isn't going to "pork" her, that's for sure.Originally posted by SallyAnne View PostSweep's gay!!
What's he going to do - beat Miss Piggy up with his man bag?!
I reckon Sue is a bit of a Ninja.
Also, imagine if "Beaker" got involved, all that nervous energy? One day that little f**ker will really explode!
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Kermit is just too nice to last. Sooty is a bit lairy, a bit of a hard-case. He never thought twice about squirting Harry Corbet in the eye with a fake water squirting camera, so if Kermit spilt any of Sooty's pint, Sooty would probably just smack him. Then kick him in the head when he's down.
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Would have to be Sooty... 100% Pyscho, he's even scared Matthew Corbett into repeating everything he says
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Sooty is carrying a little bit of timber so he would be able to absorb kermits strikes, plus the wand.
Kermit has the range advantage plus Miss Piggy.
I think that kermit will win thanks to a chop from Miss Piggy
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