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Previously on "Some predictions for the future ..."

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  • deano
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    if (1)
    {
    leaveCountry(now);
    }
    else
    {
    while(1 == false)
    {
    rakeCashFromPoor();
    }
    }

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Seems like a bit of a contradiction there.
    Not really. (3) obviously doesn't apply to politicians. Quite the opposite.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    1. Labour will win the next election.

    ...

    3. Time's up for the bull-tulipters of the world.
    Seems like a bit of a contradiction there.

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  • Peoplesoft bloke
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    1. Labour will win the next election. People know they are about to suffer hugely and however much they despise Labour they think Labour will make things easier in the bad times.
    Bollocks
    :...

    3. Time's up for the bull-tulipters of the world. Only the genuinely capable, effective and personable will prosper.
    Also bollocks but I wish it was true.
    Last edited by Peoplesoft bloke; 9 December 2008, 16:17.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    everything ??

    even me and that bird from HR ?




    Don't be silly. You can't break the laws of physics.

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  • Ruprect
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    7) As more and more contractors are terminated, sales of Pot Noodle will rocket, causing worldwide shortages.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
    In an infinite Time Zone everything will happen.
    everything ??

    even me and that bird from HR ?



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  • TimberWolf
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    I think Gordon is already borrowing from the future.

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    So Gordon will use this new time machine to turn the clock back to 2006?

    In an infinite Time Zone everything will happen.

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by expat View Post
    I already proved that in 2010.

    HTH
    Aye Expat

    I was older then - Im younger than that now.

    Rob Zimmerman

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
    Next year we will prove that Time Travel is not just a theoretical possiblity but a reality as proved by the Mathematics of Lorentz.
    Threaded

    He will travel to the future and visit his pie factory. He will then pile as many on to the back of his bicycle as he can before travelling back to the current date and solving the world's food shortage with meaty goodness stuffed in to pastry.

    HTH

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  • Mich the Tester
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    So Gordon will use this new time machine to turn the clock back to 2006?

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  • expat
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    Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
    Next year we will prove that Time Travel is not just a theoretical possiblity but a reality as proved by the Mathematics of Lorentz.
    I already proved that in 2010.

    HTH

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  • DimPrawn
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    1. Labour will win the next election. People know they are about to suffer hugely and however much they despise Labour they think Labour will make things easier in the bad times.

    2. Britain will have to go cap in hand to beg to join the Euro. The country is now bankrupt, it's been found out that the Emperor has no clothes.

    3. Time's up for the bull-tulipters of the world. Only the genuinely capable, effective and personable will prosper.
    With ground-breaking insight like this, I can see why you are top of the permie tree.

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Next year we will prove that Time Travel is not just a theoretical possiblity but a reality as proved by the Mathematics of Lorentz.

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