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EternalOptimist replied

22 November 2008, 07:11
Investigations are continuing into the serious injuries caused when a wardrobe and kitchen furniture collapsed in a house in London.
Police have claimed a possible a terrorist connection.
A Police spokesman said 'we have not ruled out involvement of Al Ikea'

igmc
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Cliphead replied

21 November 2008, 22:47
I liked it too...
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scooterscot replied

21 November 2008, 22:02
Originally posted by PAH View Post

Can we keep the General forum for sensible stuff please?

You're dreaming...
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scooterscot replied

21 November 2008, 22:01
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chef replied

21 November 2008, 21:05
made me laugh... thanks SA
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Sockpuppet replied

21 November 2008, 18:50
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

How many coats should I get?!

Come to client co with me. Its a warehouse full of approx 36 million of them.
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PAH replied

21 November 2008, 18:41
Looks like someone's left the TPD door open.

Can we keep the General forum for sensible stuff please?
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Pondlife replied

21 November 2008, 18:24
Good work SA

Keep 'em coming.
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Pogle replied

21 November 2008, 18:22
Made me smirk
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BrilloPad replied

21 November 2008, 18:17
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

Me too

But I have the excuse of being a nutter!
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SallyAnne replied

21 November 2008, 18:07
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Well I thought it was funny.

Me too
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BrilloPad replied

21 November 2008, 17:49
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

It's filled with alphabetti spagetti...

if it explodes it could spell disaster!!

Well I thought it was funny.
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SallyAnne replied

21 November 2008, 17:39
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

That. Was. Rubbish! TM

How many coats should I get?!
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PRC1964 replied

21 November 2008, 17:39
I borrowed some of these from CM earlier.
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oracleslave replied

21 November 2008, 17:38
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

It's filled with alphabetti spagetti...

if it explodes it could spell disaster!!

That. Was. Rubbish! TM
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