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Previously on "Madonna single again"

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  • BrilloPad
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    She has gone downhill since the lucky star video.

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    You'd at least be stiff, which is a start.

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    You'd at least be stiff, which is a start.
    No flies on you Mich

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    You'd at least be stiff, which is a start.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    The upside is I'd be scared stiff.
    You'd at least be stiff, which is a start.

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post
    body is off Gladiators
    The upside is I'd be scared stiff.

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  • SallyAnne
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    Ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!

    She's a total BOGFOG!!



    (bit like BOBFOC, except her body is off Gladiators and her face is off the Golden Girls!)

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  • BA to the Stars
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    I'd rather have the option "I wouldn't touch her with AndyW's"

    (As we cultured gentlemen in Yorkshire would say)

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  • Moscow Mule
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    I would. But only so I had something other than football to talk about in the pub

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by Alf W View Post
    IT nerds debating whether or not they'd shag Madonna.

    Priceless!!




    Hey, I said I wouldn't hesitate! Neither would she if she knew what was good for her

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  • Alf W
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    IT nerds debating whether or not they'd shag Madonna.

    Priceless!!



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  • Diver
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    I could really screw her bank account

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  • TheFaQQer
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    She's ropey these days.

    Never fancied her.

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    Wouldn't bother me in the slightest
    What are you like?

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    But still fit as a butcher's dog.
    looks like

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