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Previously on "Permie announcements that ring alarm bells"
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Talking to the department head..
Me : can you give me an overview of your PM processes and any documentation that needs to be produced?
DH : Well..... we dont really have a structure in place and to be honest you could write most documentation on the back of a fag packet and the client will be happy...
Oh My God!
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I sometimes get asked if I would consider a "Full time" job.
Like 32-35 hours a week isn't full time...
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In this job we need someone who is responsible
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every time things went wrong , you will be made responsible
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Originally posted by DS23 View Post"based upon feedback from the results of last years survey we've decided to implement weekly departmental meetings 9am every friday. the meetings will be a round-robin review of activities and will last between 1 and 2 hours. everyone has to attend and contribute."
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI almost caught one of those, fishing in the Mersey once.
But it got away.
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostI almost caught one of those, fishing in the Mersey once.
But it got away.
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Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostOne of the more satisfying contractor milestones is walking over to the machine, getting a mars bar, and realising that by the time you got back to your desk you've earned enough to pay for the mars bar.
Obviously it's very easy if the machine's a couple of floors away.
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One of the more satisfying contractor milestones is walking over to the machine, getting a mars bar, and realising that by the time you got back to your desk you've earned enough to pay for the mars bar.
Obviously it's very easy if the machine's a couple of floors away.
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Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View PostFirst day at one gig I got told they would send a junior member of staff to the coffee machine (only a few feet from my desk) as it was cheaper than me doing it.
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"Hello. Now, you remember when we spoke on the phone on Friday we said we were looking for a business analyst to get write up the initial requirements document. Since then things have moved on somewhat. So how's your embedded C++?"
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