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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    why were you wearing lacy knickers when you were married ?

    well I had to start wearing them when the missus found a pair in my glove compartment.



    boom boom

    igmc



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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    The best part of my divorce was that I could finally stop wearing lacy knickers.
    O and the silence.


    why were you wearing lacy knickers when you were married ?

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  • Cyberman
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I thought the going rate was life in prison? Which is about 11 years?

    With remission, actual time in prison is much less, as I have posted before. The average served for murder is approx. seven years.

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by chef View Post
    and what about those that havent yet been married..
    Well, my guess would be that you haven't been divorced yet then

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  • chef
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    So 66% are in wedded bliss, 24% divorced and 10% are doing the saintly MrsW

    24% is below average isn't it? Does this mean that geeks make better choices when picking a mate? Does this process require a proper functional and technical specification?

    Or are all the divorced ones out chasing skirt today?
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    the poll was wonky. What about people who have been divorced but are now married ? (maybe I voted wrong)
    and what about those that havent yet been married..

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Or are all the divorced ones out chasing skirt today?


    I'm sure that's the reason why!

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Diver View Post
    Work out if it's cheaper to take out a hit on her or settle.
    Going rate with the Yardies and the Triads is about £20,000 for a hit I believe


    Signed - Anonymously
    I thought the going rate was life in prison? Which is about 11 years?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    the poll was wonky. What about people who have been divorced but are now married ? (maybe I voted wrong)




    try to make a poll. help people out. get moaned at. tsk.....

    roughly translated - I dont know the answer and wish some clever clogs had not asked!

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    So 66% are in wedded bliss, 24% divorced and 10% are doing the saintly MrsW

    24% is below average isn't it? Does this mean that geeks make better choices when picking a mate? Does this process require a proper functional and technical specification?

    Or are all the divorced ones out chasing skirt today?
    the poll was wonky. What about people who have been divorced but are now married ? (maybe I voted wrong)




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  • Pondlife
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    So 66% are in wedded bliss, 24% divorced and 10% are doing the saintly MrsW

    24% is below average isn't it? Does this mean that geeks make better choices when picking a mate? Does this process require a proper functional and technical specification?

    Or are all the divorced ones out chasing skirt today?

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  • Diver
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    Originally posted by scooby View Post
    what is the wife entitled to after us being together 4 yrs?

    (times might be changing for me!)
    Work out if it's cheaper to take out a hit on her or settle.
    Going rate with the Yardies and the Triads is about £20,000 for a hit I believe


    Signed - Anonymously

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  • Pogle
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    To all you divorced folk,

    It is better to have loved and lost than live with a psycho all your life

    - that's what I say

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    You were young, there was a war on .........
    Man could she talk






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  • Pogle
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

    Now I am happily married , just dont know where I went wrong with the first un

    You were young, there was a war on .........

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  • EternalOptimist
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    The best part of my divorce was that I could finally stop wearing lacy knickers.
    O and the silence.
    The peace.

    Now I am happily married , just dont know where I went wrong with the first un






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