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Previously on "I hate my ex-wife because..."

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  • Peoplesoft bloke
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    Don't hate ex. Not keen on lawyers.

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  • Bob Dalek
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    Nice to know Bob has been happily married to his crusty sock puppet for 15 years though
    Did you make that up all by yourself?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    I find it hard to believe anyone on this board has been divorced. I imagine most of you are really easy to live with, understanding and open minded

    Nice to know Bob has been happily married to his crusty sock puppet for 15 years though

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  • Bagpuss
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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    Any tips you can provide board members on meeting and maintaining relationships with women then Baggy

    Please provide recent real world examples in your answer.
    I thought you wrote meeting board members at first glance, and a shiver went down my spine

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    Any tips you can provide board members on meeting and maintaining relationships with women then Baggy

    Please provide recent real world examples in your answer.


    harsh but fair.

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    I find it hard to believe anyone on this board has been divorced. I imagine most of you are really easy to live with, understanding and open minded

    Nice to know Bob has been happily married to his crusty sock for 15 years though
    Any tips you can provide board members on meeting and maintaining relationships with women then Baggy

    Please provide recent real world examples in your answer.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    I find it hard to believe anyone on this board has been divorced. I imagine most of you are really easy to live with, understanding and open minded

    Nice to know Bob has been happily married to his crusty sock puppet for 15 years though
    ewww.

    Gives new meaning to "comfort blanket".

    Bet he doesn't go anywhere without it and cries when his mum takes it off him to wash it.

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
    Nice to know Bob has been happily married to his crusty sock for 15 years though

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  • Bagpuss
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    I find it hard to believe anyone on this board has been divorced. I imagine most of you are really easy to live with, understanding and open minded

    Nice to know Bob has been happily married to his crusty sock puppet for 15 years though

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
    OK - I haven't got an ex wife but do have an ex husband ( well 2 actually but I don't talk about the 1st) and thank god there were no kids.

    After managing to get divorced 9 yrs after leaving, he got:

    My pension ( bribe),

    The business ( wedding car hire - 1 Rolls Royce, Jag and Damlier Limo - he drove the RR into a wall one day when he was fed up)

    90% of the proceed from the sale of the house.

    Where did I go wong
    Not having kids? Though I preferred OS's answer........

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  • zara_backdog
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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    Saying 'I do' the first 2 times?
    Too True

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  • Bob Dalek
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Thanks.

    And yours is Michael Barrymore which is much better indeed.
    Michael is (allegedly, etc.) a much more dangerous creature in aquatic environs than any shark.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    However, why didn't you make it just an "ex" poll - you think men aren't holes aswell?
    WSS

    The voice of reason. As usual it comes from a woman. Or a trucker called Bazza depending on who you believe.....

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    China?

    But seriously, you probably used the same solicitor as my ex-wife, "Useless, Damn Useless, Even more f**king Useless and Associates". They certainly didn't help her during our divorce proceedings!

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post

    Where did I go wong
    Saying 'I do' the first 2 times?

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