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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostI find it hard to believe anyone on this board has been divorced. I imagine most of you are really easy to live with, understanding and open minded
Nice to know Bob has been happily married to his crusty sock puppet for 15 years though
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostAny tips you can provide board members on meeting and maintaining relationships with women then Baggy
Please provide recent real world examples in your answer.
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostI find it hard to believe anyone on this board has been divorced. I imagine most of you are really easy to live with, understanding and open minded
Nice to know Bob has been happily married to his crusty sock for 15 years though
Please provide recent real world examples in your answer.
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostI find it hard to believe anyone on this board has been divorced. I imagine most of you are really easy to live with, understanding and open minded
Nice to know Bob has been happily married to his crusty sock puppet for 15 years though
Gives new meaning to "comfort blanket".
Bet he doesn't go anywhere without it and cries when his mum takes it off him to wash it.
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Originally posted by Bagpuss View PostNice to know Bob has been happily married to his crusty sock for 15 years though
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I find it hard to believe anyone on this board has been divorced. I imagine most of you are really easy to live with, understanding and open minded
Nice to know Bob has been happily married to his crusty sock puppet for 15 years though
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Originally posted by zara_backdog View PostOK - I haven't got an ex wife but do have an ex husband ( well 2 actually but I don't talk about the 1st) and thank god there were no kids.
After managing to get divorced 9 yrs after leaving, he got:
My pension ( bribe),
The business ( wedding car hire - 1 Rolls Royce, Jag and Damlier Limo - he drove the RR into a wall one day when he was fed up)
90% of the proceed from the sale of the house.
Where did I go wong
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostSaying 'I do' the first 2 times?
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostChina?
But seriously, you probably used the same solicitor as my ex-wife, "Useless, Damn Useless, Even more f**king Useless and Associates". They certainly didn't help her during our divorce proceedings!
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Originally posted by zara_backdog View Post
Where did I go wong
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