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Previously on "Have you given an oath or pledged allegiance to the Queen?"
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Originally posted by zeitghost
Though the aren't so keen on messing with your head...
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Originally posted by AtW View PostPoll to follow.
Then the Priest standing up shall say,
O Lord, shew thy mercy upon us.
Answer. And grant us thy salvation.
Priest. O Lord, save the Queen.
Answer. And mercifully hear us when we call upon thee.
Priest. Endue thy Ministers with righteousness.
Answer. And make thy chosen people joyful.
For a long time while at school I assumed that bit about enduing ministers with righteousness referred to cabinet ministers, and even then it seemed a fairly futile prayer
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostIts a strange thing AtW, but a few years ago I was doing a gig in Slough. I popped over to Windsor for a night out and got talking to this posh bird who was wearing shades, and a scarf wrapped round her head. We had a few ales then she went on the cocktails and I went on the jugs because it was happy hour.
Anyways her name was Liz and it turned out she was the de facto, bone fida queen of England. She got so trolleyed on cocktails that around about 11 SHE pledged allegiance to ME. Can you believe that ?
no. not suprised , I just made it all up
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Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostHow bizzare, it was gone 15 minutes ago and now it's back. I blame the aliens, they're trying to mess with my head.
I only got through about ten pages, and there were people on there from at least two other forums joining that one just so they could comment on how ugly she is
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Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View Postah yes. wasn't his login atw?
Here she is in all her glory (NSFW if work doesn't like bikinis)
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