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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by tay View Post
    What is Plan A?
    Plan A is naturally to get a well paying contract, preferably one that takes Spacecadet abroad for the period the in-laws are there to stay.

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by Tensai View Post
    I have taken a LOT of taxis recently, and I reckon 90% of the drivers claim not to be 'real' taxi drivers, as in "this isn't my main job, I'm really a [insert better-sounding job here]"

    What's wrong with just being a taxi driver?
    Thats weird, I get about 4-5 taxis a week and they are all full time taxi drivers, although one or two might have a side business (corner shop or the like)

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  • Tensai
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    No.

    This one is driven by Barbara, the transsexual taxi driver.
    I have taken a LOT of taxis recently, and I reckon 90% of the drivers claim not to be 'real' taxi drivers, as in "this isn't my main job, I'm really a [insert better-sounding job here]"

    What's wrong with just being a taxi driver?

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Not the one driven by atw where I have to listen to his economic theories on the way home?
    No.

    This one is driven by Barbara, the transsexual taxi driver.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    Good man.

    The taxi is outside waiting.
    Not the one driven by atw where I have to listen to his economic theories on the way home?

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I already got it.....
    Good man.

    The taxi is outside waiting.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I already got it.....
    eee, you wont feel the benefit



    -my granny



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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    Coat sir?
    I already got it.....

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws?

    Outlaws are wanted.....
    Coat sir?

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  • BrilloPad
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    What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws?

    Outlaws are wanted.....

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  • tay
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    Originally posted by Sysman View Post
    That could be a Plan B to get rid of them...

    What is Plan A?

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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    I don't know about that, tay. He can hardly sit there in his undies, bottle of beer at his side, playing Grand Theft Auto IV for 8 hours a day, with his in-laws there.
    That could be a Plan B to get rid of them...

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  • SandyDown
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    Originally posted by tay View Post
    You were responding to a comment directed at me, so stop being a baby.

    Give it a rest? I made 1 comment to you... jeez... are you the interweb police?
    Yawn

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  • tay
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    I wasn't talking to you, so please give it a rest.
    You were responding to a comment directed at me, so stop being a baby.

    Give it a rest? I made 1 comment to you... jeez... are you the interweb police?

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  • scooterscot
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    never before have I felt such a desperate need to find a contract
    You have my sympathies...

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