Reply to: BrilloPad's Thursday fives!

[TheFaQQer]

1) The nastiest thing anyone has ever done to you
2) The least romantic moment of your life
3) The worst thing you have ever eaten
4) The worst thing you have ever owned
5) The worst period of your life

1) Dunno
2) The way that I proposed to my (now) wife
3) Home made feta cheese
4) Sega Mega Drive
5) The past few weeks when I've been ill

[ThomasSoerensen]

1) The nastiest thing anyone has ever done to you
Wiped up my puke from the floor

2) The least romantic moment of your life
Just before point 1

3) The worst thing you have ever eaten
Just before point 1

4) The worst thing you have ever owned
rag after point 1

5) The worst period of your life
just before point 1

[Board Game Geek]

1) The nastiest thing anyone has ever done to you
2) The least romantic moment of your life
3) The worst thing you have ever eaten
4) The worst thing you have ever owned
5) The worst period of your life

1. Not sure really.
2. Dunno.
3. Probably haven't eaten it yet.
4. Can't think of anything.
5. Dunno.

[oracleslave]

You certainly did!

[DS23]

[Ruprect]

1) I honestly can't think of anything!

2) Hmmm...was engaged to a lad a while back...he had a few "problems" to say the least, one of which was quite severe alcoholism (which like a blind fool I hadn't seen!)
Anyway, I quite often woke up to p*ss and sh*t in the bed. Not a nice time.

3) A pea soup in a hotel in Cheshire....there was something floating in the middle which I can only describe as the Chef's special sauce!

4) I remember an alarm clock when I was a kid that kept going off during the night!

5) See number 2.

You certainly did!

[cailin maith]

you think? cheers CM, i wasnt quite sure, i thought maybe it was just the thought of another takeaway that was the reason

Thats ok - there is no charge for that first consultation!

[chef]

So you hadn't actually dumped her, you just wanted to shut her up?

Hmmmmnnnnnn I think she was crazy

Signed Dr CM.

you think? cheers CM, i wasnt quite sure, i thought maybe it was just the thought of another takeaway that was the reason

[cailin maith]

not quite
<ex gf chef constantly moaning about the amount of time i spend away with work, obviously looking for an argument>
i said "well if that's the way your thinking then maybe we should break up"
<cue hysteria from ex gf chef at my "its simply black or white" attitude>
i then replied "oh FFS, your the one who said your not happy with things, im not looking for an argument, im hungry, im gonna go and get some food and we can talk about it"

So you hadn't actually dumped her, you just wanted to shut her up?

Hmmmmnnnnnn I think she was crazy

Signed Dr CM.

[Crusoe101]

1) The nastiest thing anyone has ever done to you
Terminated said contract

2) The least romantic moment of your life
Figures as least but also happy time.... Watching daughter being born

3) The worst thing you have ever eaten
Girl with hygene issues

4) The worst thing you have ever owned
Girl with hygene issues

5) The worst period of your life
Girl with hygene issues

[EternalOptimist]

1) The nastiest thing anyone has ever done to you
those boys on cuk said mean things to me after I was nasty to them

2) The least romantic moment of your life
when I saw dolly next morning without her make-up

3) The worst thing you have ever eaten
humble pie. but I'm getting used to it

4) The worst thing you have ever owned
my authentic Darth Vader Light sabre. The batteries ran out

5) The worst period of your life
N/A its all been pretty much awful



Tay

[SallyAnne]

You dumped her and then offered to get takeaway?

What a guy

[chef]

You dumped her and then offered to get takeaway?

not quite
<ex gf chef constantly moaning about the amount of time i spend away with work, obviously looking for an argument>
i said "well if that's the way your thinking then maybe we should break up"
<cue hysteria from ex gf chef at my "its simply black or white" attitude>
i then replied "oh FFS, your the one who said your not happy with things, im not looking for an argument, im hungry, im gonna go and get some food and we can talk about it"

[original PM]

1) Worked for a mate for a while - when it was time to part he felt because we were mates he would not have to pay relevant notice periods and I would just leave and not be a problem - ****

2) Too numerous to mention - loads of gynacalogical experiments when I was younger

3) Hollandaise sauce - its minging!

4) A boat that was more like a submarine

5) 8-16 - became a latch key kid as mom n dad decided to have more kids and had no time for me (boo hoo!) probably explains 2 that one!!!

[EternalOptimist]

1)I had a 69'er with the eo's missus last weekend
2)I had a 69'er with the eo's missus last weekend
3)I had a 69'er with the eo's missus last weekend
4)I had a 69'er with the eo's missus last weekend
5)I had a 69'er with the eo's missus last weekend