BrilloPad's Thursday fives!

[EternalOptimist]

1) The nastiest thing anyone has ever done to you
those boys on cuk said mean things to me after I was nasty to them

2) The least romantic moment of your life
when I saw dolly next morning without her make-up

3) The worst thing you have ever eaten
humble pie. but I'm getting used to it

4) The worst thing you have ever owned
my authentic Darth Vader Light sabre. The batteries ran out

5) The worst period of your life
N/A its all been pretty much awful



Tay

[Crusoe101]

1) The nastiest thing anyone has ever done to you
Terminated said contract

2) The least romantic moment of your life
Figures as least but also happy time.... Watching daughter being born

3) The worst thing you have ever eaten
Girl with hygene issues

4) The worst thing you have ever owned
Girl with hygene issues

5) The worst period of your life
Girl with hygene issues

[cailin maith]

not quite
<ex gf chef constantly moaning about the amount of time i spend away with work, obviously looking for an argument>
i said "well if that's the way your thinking then maybe we should break up"
<cue hysteria from ex gf chef at my "its simply black or white" attitude>
i then replied "oh FFS, your the one who said your not happy with things, im not looking for an argument, im hungry, im gonna go and get some food and we can talk about it"

So you hadn't actually dumped her, you just wanted to shut her up?

Hmmmmnnnnnn I think she was crazy

Signed Dr CM.

[chef]

So you hadn't actually dumped her, you just wanted to shut her up?

Hmmmmnnnnnn I think she was crazy

Signed Dr CM.

you think? cheers CM, i wasnt quite sure, i thought maybe it was just the thought of another takeaway that was the reason

[cailin maith]

you think? cheers CM, i wasnt quite sure, i thought maybe it was just the thought of another takeaway that was the reason

Thats ok - there is no charge for that first consultation!

[Ruprect]

1) I honestly can't think of anything!

2) Hmmm...was engaged to a lad a while back...he had a few "problems" to say the least, one of which was quite severe alcoholism (which like a blind fool I hadn't seen!)
Anyway, I quite often woke up to p*ss and sh*t in the bed. Not a nice time.

3) A pea soup in a hotel in Cheshire....there was something floating in the middle which I can only describe as the Chef's special sauce!

4) I remember an alarm clock when I was a kid that kept going off during the night!

5) See number 2.

You certainly did!

[DS23]

[oracleslave]

You certainly did!

[Board Game Geek]

1) The nastiest thing anyone has ever done to you
2) The least romantic moment of your life
3) The worst thing you have ever eaten
4) The worst thing you have ever owned
5) The worst period of your life

1. Not sure really.
2. Dunno.
3. Probably haven't eaten it yet.
4. Can't think of anything.
5. Dunno.

[ThomasSoerensen]

1) The nastiest thing anyone has ever done to you
Wiped up my puke from the floor

2) The least romantic moment of your life
Just before point 1

3) The worst thing you have ever eaten
Just before point 1

4) The worst thing you have ever owned
rag after point 1

5) The worst period of your life
just before point 1