The great editor in the sky

[Jabberwocky]

There is the problem in a nutshell - As the late Barbara Cartland once said, women exist to satisfy the needs and desires of the men, that is the only way they can be truly happy. However, by burning their bras they are doomed to eternal unhappiness and nipple rash. You will be much happier if you make that tea, ladymuck, but first my sausage needs polishing.

[The Late, Great JC]

f**k off and make it yourself!

Feisty little filly, eh? Just how I like them!

[ladymuck]

f**k off and make it yourself!

[The Late, Great JC]

All well and good. Make us a brew while you're in the kitchen, there's a good girl.

[ladymuck]

I would really like to be Gay. Listening to the mindless prattle of the female ape makes me want gayness. It strikes me as unfortunate that we require these child carriers to further the species. I guess someone has to push the pram about.

Don't dump us all in the same boat, not all 'female ape's want to be 'child carriers'. I can't think of anything worse to do with my time, especially as drop-kicking a 2 week old baby is frowned upon in our society (just think of the distance you could get!).

Oh, and I would also think that breeding with the likes of Jabberwocky would hardly be considered 'furthering the species'. More like stepping back towards prokaryotic cellular life.

[WageSlave]

Jabber, if you really want to know what it's like to receive, I suggest you touch your toes and hang on, it will be like a barn door in a hurricane

[Jabberwocky]

Sorry I thought you had been neutered.

[xoggoth]

dubious sexual orientation?

First time anyone has left me out of such a list. I feel insulted.

[Jabberwocky]

No, no for there are the givers and there are the receivers. Now there is a class of gay male who yearns for the submissive, the socket rather than the plug. He could be yearning for the feminine, but equally in my experience, he could be unable to attain conventional union and so seeks out sausage wherever he can find it.

[DimPrawn]

I've got a video where a whole bunch of guys emulate over a female.

[The Late, Great JC]

OK, here's a question...

Is being a Gay male the same as wanting to emulate a female?

[Jabberwocky]

I would really like to be Gay. Listening to the mindless prattle of the female ape makes me want gayness. It strikes me as unfortunate that we require these child carriers to further the species. I guess someone has to push the pram about.

[The Late, Great JC]

Jabber, are you feeling left out?

Do you want to be Gay?

OK, from now on we'll refer to you as "Jabber the Gay".

There, do you feel better now?

[Jabberwocky]

At last the hand of god has acted, I the oppressed have been subjugated. My religious discussion on sexuality has been moved to "light relief". Have the censors no sense of debate, or honor. For this is an academic question that has been raised before, and it is of particularly resonant to all those bearded IT contractors who believe they are God's gift to the computer. Many of the people on here are gay or of dubious sexual orientation: beccy, Shaunboy, Sandy, ...