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Previously on "Silliest IT buzzword ever - "the Cloud""

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Diestl View Post
    It's all bulltulip... the lot of it.
    WHS

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  • Diestl
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    It's all bulltulip... the lot of it.

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  • NotAllThere
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    Every cloud has a silver lining - so it's a way of making money, you see.

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by expat View Post
    But I see from wikipedia that "an empirically-based 1.5 sigma shift is introduced into the calculation". Aye, right.
    Yeah, those numbers are due to the somewhat contentious 1.5 sigma shift.

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  • expat
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    One Sigma = 690,000 DPMO* = 31% efficiency
    Two Sigma = 308,000 DPMO = 69.2% efficiency
    Three Sigma = 66,800 DPMO = 93.32% efficiency
    Four Sigma = 6,210 DPMO = 99.379% efficiency
    Five Sigma = 230 DPMO = 99.977% efficiency
    Six Sigma = 3.4 DPMO = 99.9997% efficiency

    *Defective Parts per Million Opportunities

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_Sigma
    In pure stats, that's not right: +- sigma on a normal distribution includes about 68% so is about 68% efficiency, or 32% "defective". ISTR that 2 sigma covers about 95% and 3 sigma very roughly 99.5%.

    But I see from wikipedia that "an empirically-based 1.5 sigma shift is introduced into the calculation". Aye, right.

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  • expat
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    Originally posted by ace00 View Post
    I'll have you know I'm a six-sigma greenbelt young man so less of the cheek!
    But I think you're right. It was a long time ago & I never used it once.
    I usually work to 2 sigma, the rest is Friday afternoon.

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Can anyone award Xen geek points
    No


    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    and would it be proper for Xen to accept them?
    N/A, but yes.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    One Sigma = 690,000 DPMO* = 31% efficiency
    Two Sigma = 308,000 DPMO = 69.2% efficiency
    Three Sigma = 66,800 DPMO = 93.32% efficiency
    Four Sigma = 6,210 DPMO = 99.379% efficiency
    Five Sigma = 230 DPMO = 99.977% efficiency
    Six Sigma = 3.4 DPMO = 99.9997% efficiency

    *Defective Parts per Million Opportunities

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_Sigma
    Can anyone award Xen geek points, and would it be proper for Xen to accept them?

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  • ace00
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    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    Six Sigma = 3.4 DPMO = 99.9997% efficiency

    *Defective Parts per Million Opportunities

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_Sigma
    It was 99.9999% back in my day. Kids these days etc.

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  • Xenophon
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    One Sigma = 690,000 DPMO* = 31% efficiency
    Two Sigma = 308,000 DPMO = 69.2% efficiency
    Three Sigma = 66,800 DPMO = 93.32% efficiency
    Four Sigma = 6,210 DPMO = 99.379% efficiency
    Five Sigma = 230 DPMO = 99.977% efficiency
    Six Sigma = 3.4 DPMO = 99.9997% efficiency

    *Defective Parts per Million Opportunities

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_Sigma

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by expat View Post
    Six standard deviations, shurely?
    I think Six Sigma is +3 and -3 standard deviations from the mean.

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  • ace00
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    Originally posted by expat View Post
    Six standard deviations, shurely?
    I'll have you know I'm a six-sigma greenbelt young man so less of the cheek!
    But I think you're right. It was a long time ago & I never used it once.

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  • expat
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    Originally posted by ace00 View Post
    I have (of six sigma). It's a good system but generally mis-applied. It was designed for GE aerospace and nuclear to ensure reliability (where you really don't want to just slap it on and hope for the best), the six sigma relates to the percentile, so 99.9999 reliability is six sigma. I could tell you more but then I'd need paying and I'm not seeing anything on the table here.
    Read that cloud article too, and though I hate to say it I agree with sasguru - just seems to be wi-fi, internet, data centre with a bit of virtualization thrown in.
    Six standard deviations, shurely?

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by ace00 View Post
    I could tell you more but then I'd need paying and I'm not seeing anything on the table here.
    No need. I can get 10 Bangalore black belts at the drop of a hat.

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  • Liability
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    Cloud Computing is simply on demand compute power across the enterprise

    These half assed dimwits just like to complicate things! It is still in its infancy as majority of hardware wouldnt know what on-demand is if it started pole dancing nekid infront of it

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