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Previously on "International day of the single vowel"
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a - Chinese
e - South African
i - South African
o - Chav
u - South African
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That's easy....
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Posta
I was jast wandarang whathar wa caald gat away wathaat asang any vawals at all. Wall jast ana far paddang. Taday tha vawals tamarraw tha cansanants! I axpact yaa'd saan gat asad ta at. Bat whach vawal as bast?
e
I wes jest wendereng whether we ceeld get ewey wetheet eseng eny vewels et ell. Well jest ene fer peddeng. Tedey the vewels temerrew the censenents! I expect yee'd seen get esed te et. Bet whech vewel es best?
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I wis jist windiring whithir wi ciild git iwiy withiit ising iny viwils it ill. Will jist ini fir pidding. Tidiy thi viwils timirriw thi cinsinints! I ixpict yii'd siin git isid ti it. Bit which viwil is bist?
o
I wos jost wondorong whothor wo coold got owoy wothoot osong ony vowols ot oll. Woll jost ono for poddong. Todoy tho vowols tomorrow tho consononts! I oxpoct yoo'd soon got osod to ot. Bot whoch vowol os bost?
u
I wus just wundurung whuthur wu cuuld gut uwuy wuthuut usung uny vuwuls ut ull. Wull just unu fur puddung. Tuduy thu vuwuls tumurruw thu cunsununts! I uxpuct yuu'd suun gut usud tu ut. But whuch vuwul us bust?
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International day of the single vowel
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I was jast wandarang whathar wa caald gat away wathaat asang any vawals at all. Wall jast ana far paddang. Taday tha vawals tamarraw tha cansanants! I axpact yaa'd saan gat asad ta at. Bat whach vawal as bast?
e
I wes jest wendereng whether we ceeld get ewey wetheet eseng eny vewels et ell. Well jest ene fer peddeng. Tedey the vewels temerrew the censenents! I expect yee'd seen get esed te et. Bet whech vewel es best?
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I wis jist windiring whithir wi ciild git iwiy withiit ising iny viwils it ill. Will jist ini fir pidding. Tidiy thi viwils timirriw thi cinsinints! I ixpict yii'd siin git isid ti it. Bit which viwil is bist?
o
I wos jost wondorong whothor wo coold got owoy wothoot osong ony vowols ot oll. Woll jost ono for poddong. Todoy tho vowols tomorrow tho consononts! I oxpoct yoo'd soon got osod to ot. Bot whoch vowol os bost?
u
I wus just wundurung whuthur wu cuuld gut uwuy wuthuut usung uny vuwuls ut ull. Wull just unu fur puddung. Tuduy thu vuwuls tumurruw thu cunsununts! I uxpuct yuu'd suun gut usud tu ut. But whuch vuwul us bust?
The 'o' case is interesting - try speaking it out loud!Tags: None
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