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Originally posted by Ruprect View PostOk you inspired me.
(to the tune of video killed the radio star)
I feel so horny and its only ten to two
I have a porno but its stuck is if with glue
I need a new one or at least a job or two
Oh-a oh
I see a boiler and she’s looking right at me
If she’s a day then well then she must be forty three
We do a deal and then she’s chomping in on me
Oh-a oh
Dirty ho chomp out the back of a bar
Dirty ho chomp out the back of a bar etc.
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Ok you inspired me.
(to the tune of video killed the radio star)
I feel so horny and its only ten to two
I have a porno but its stuck is if with glue
I need a new one or at least a job or two
Oh-a oh
I see a boiler and she’s looking right at me
If she’s a day then well then she must be forty three
We do a deal and then she’s chomping in on me
Oh-a oh
Dirty ho chomp out the back of a bar
Dirty ho chomp out the back of a bar etc.
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Cailin Maith might appreciate this one
"Puca! Puca! Is mise an Puca!
Puca! Puca! aon do tri!
Seo i an oiche, Oiche Shamhna
A theim ar cuairt chun do thi!
"Puca! Puca! Ni tusa an Puca!
Tusa Seainin Beag O Laoi!
Soe i an oiche, Oiche Shamhna
A bhionn tu ag sugradh aon, do tri,
Aon, do, tri!"
"Puca! Puca! Is mise an Puca!
Ni mise in aon chor Sean O Laoi!
Feach ar m'fhiacla! Feach im shuile
Bearfaidh me anocht ort, anocht a chroi,
Anocht a chroi."
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Goblin Girls from the Ecstacy World
The Goblin Girl From The Ecstacy World : Frank Zappa
On Halloween night
At de costume ball
Hob-noblin
With de goblin
She's black 'n green
Cause it's Halloween
Raggedy black
Is the way she dress
Little green shoes
'N her hairs a mess
She's a Goblin Girl
An' she can gobble it all
She's a goblin
She's a Goblin Girl
She's a goblin
She's a Goblin Girl
I been hobblin'
'Cause of the Goblin
Goblin Girl. . .
Goblin Girl
Some girls like
To dress like a witch
Some girls like to dress like a queen
Best way a girl
Can dress for me
Is in a Goblin suit
(They look so cute...)
When they're a goblin
There ain't a problin
When they're a goblin
I start a-wobblin'
Pink all over
Some is tan
Goblin Girls
From every land
They look good
From any which-a-way
Every Halloween
You can hear me say:
"Goblin Girl, take it away. . ''
Hob-noblin
Wit de goblin
De Goblin Girl
From da mystery world
(TRICK OR TREAT NOW. . .)
Talkin' 'bout the bad girls
All the Goblin Girls
Talkin' 'bout the bad, bad girls
The little Goblin Girls
Some are called Doreen
Some are dressed in green
They're tricking your treat
But they're bad girls
They're very bad girls
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You all think I'm sordid
or a seedy little man
cos I like to pick up street whores
at every chance I can
I like them a bit older
when they really need the cash
I sit there whilst the blow me
just toking on my hash
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostI'm running low on porno
I might pop out for more
and if I still feel horny
maybe another whore
I know just where to find them
They're by the local spar
I skin up in the car park
whilst they blow me in my car
*tips the hat*
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postnow you got me going
Spooky spook
by Eternal Optimist
There's a goblin at my crotch,
She's a 40 year old whore,
Moondust on my table
Keeps calling more and more
Theres a blow-up in my bedroom
My stash of hash is clean
I think I hear a siren
It's time to split the scene
I might pop out for more
and if I still feel horny
maybe another whore
I know just where to find them
They're by the local spar
I skin up in the car park
whilst they blow me in my car
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postnow you got me going
Spooky spook
by Eternal Optimist
There's a goblin at my crotch,
She's a 40 year old whore,
Moondust on my table
Keeps calling more and more
Theres a blow-up in my bedroom
My stash of hash is clean
I think I hear a siren
It's time to split the scene
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Originally posted by Ruprect View PostOr as aussielong would say, "There's a goblin at my crotch"
Spooky spook
by Eternal Optimist
There's a goblin at my crotch,
She's a 40 year old whore,
Moondust on my table
Keeps calling more and more
Theres a blow-up in my bedroom
My stash of hash is clean
I think I hear a siren
It's time to split the scene
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostSpooks
- by Sandra Liatsos
There's a goblin at my window,
A monster by my door.
The pumpkin at my table
Keeps on smiling more and more.
There's a ghost who haunts my bedroom,
A witch whose face is green.
They used to be my family,
Till they dressed for Halloween.
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halloween poem
Spooks
- by Sandra Liatsos
There's a goblin at my window,
A monster by my door.
The pumpkin at my table
Keeps on smiling more and more.
There's a ghost who haunts my bedroom,
A witch whose face is green.
They used to be my family,
Till they dressed for Halloween.
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