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If only people would decide how they wanted their toast done and not change their minds after one side's been browned.
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Originally posted by milanbenes View Postlol,
but you haven't described the whole toaster line in the landscape you've only described the sandbox
now your familly will need :
european toaster line for developments of bread, dev, quality, regression
ditto americas, ditto australasia
consolidation line of toasters for consolidating the toast developments in the markets and continents into the global blueprint, again, dev, quality, regression
then the production line or maintenance line, dev, quality, PRODUCTION which is where consolidations from the global blueprint line are promoted and maintained
Prod will of course be highly available fail over etc
of course as a minimum the quality systems in all lines will have to be mirrors of production from the architectural perspective so that any toasting issues which might might stem from prod being a different architectural design to the rest of the development landscape
now we're farming.
up the .net
Milan.
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Originally posted by Pondlife View Postnot to mention having to test your toaster in (at least) three different kitchens before allowing anyone to put any real bread in it.
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lol,
but you haven't described the whole toaster line in the landscape you've only described the sandbox
now your familly will need :
european toaster line for developments of bread, dev, quality, regression
ditto americas, ditto australasia
consolidation line of toasters for consolidating the toast developments in the markets and continents into the global blueprint, again, dev, quality, regression
then the production line or maintenance line, dev, quality, PRODUCTION which is where consolidations from the global blueprint line are promoted and maintained
Prod will of course be highly available fail over etc
of course as a minimum the quality systems in all lines will have to be mirrors of production from the architectural perspective so that any toasting issues which might might stem from prod being a different architectural design to the rest of the development landscape are spotted before new toasting developments move into the production line
and that's only the toaster
then we'll need to apply support packs to the whole toaster landscape at least twice a year and more if other components in the kitchen have dependencies on the toaster being a higher version
now we're farming.
up the .net
Milan.Last edited by milanbenes; 29 October 2008, 15:39.
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Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Postand you are forced to upgrade your toaster every 3 years - at the same cost as buying a new toaster. BOOMED!
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostIf SAP made toasters, the manual to run the toaster would be approximately 10,000 pages long. The toaster would come with 2,500 switches which would all have to be set in an exact pattern and in a precise sequence in order to toast specific kinds of bread. SAP's experts would establish each pattern as the "Best Practices" method of toasting that kind of bread. It would take a team of basis and functional contractors about 1 year to configure the toaster in the best manner, and then another 6 months to test it.
In the meantime, your entire family would need to attend extensive training classes on how to use the new toaster. In order to support end users and consultants, MIT would establish a list-serv for people to post questions and answers regarding toaster set-up and operation. Of course, the online help would randomly pop up in German. But once it was running, you'd get the best toast in the world.
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostIf SAP made toasters, the manual to run the toaster would be approximately 10,000 pages long. The toaster would come with 2,500 switches which would all have to be set in an exact pattern and in a precise sequence in order to toast specific kinds of bread. SAP's experts would establish each pattern as the "Best Practices" method of toasting that kind of bread. It would take a team of basis and functional contractors about 1 year to configure the toaster in the best manner, and then another 6 months to test it.
In the meantime, your entire family would need to attend extensive training classes on how to use the new toaster. In order to support end users and consultants, MIT would establish a list-serv for people to post questions and answers regarding toaster set-up and operation. Of course, the online help would randomly pop up in German. But once it was running, you'd get the best toast in the world.
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for nosalgia purposes
If SAP made toasters, the manual to run the toaster would be approximately 10,000 pages long. The toaster would come with 2,500 switches which would all have to be set in an exact pattern and in a precise sequence in order to toast specific kinds of bread. SAP's experts would establish each pattern as the "Best Practices" method of toasting that kind of bread. It would take a team of basis and functional contractors about 1 year to configure the toaster in the best manner, and then another 6 months to test it.
In the meantime, your entire family would need to attend extensive training classes on how to use the new toaster. In order to support end users and consultants, MIT would establish a list-serv for people to post questions and answers regarding toaster set-up and operation. Of course, the online help would randomly pop up in German. But once it was running, you'd get the best toast in the world.
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Originally posted by milanbenes View Post
Thomas,
good lad.
Have you been to the P shop today ?
Milano.
maybe I will go next week - for some coffee like substanses
you need anything?
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Originally posted by chef View Postthat's kind of the answers I was hoping to get and more.. thanks
i didn't seriously believe it was as easy as a few courses and jump right in otherwise everyone would be doing it, if i'd have engaged brain before asking I wouldnt have wasted your time.. thanks though
now what shall I cook for dinner?
<chef in daydreaming mode>
Just another IBM offshoot really
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Pondlife,
'As for biting the hand. I'm more than happy to worship at the altar of Waldorf. Long may it continue I say.'
seconded.
Thomas,
good lad.
Have you been to the P shop today ?
Milano.
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Originally posted by Pondlife View PostDammit. I missed this one.
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Originally posted by milanbenes View Postahhh
Milan.Last edited by ThomasSoerensen; 29 October 2008, 15:25.
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