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[ThomasSoerensen]

I think we scared all the .not'ters away now. Back to work, guys.

[Pondlife]

If only people would decide how they wanted their toast done and not change their minds after one side's been browned.

[ThomasSoerensen]

lol,

but you haven't described the whole toaster line in the landscape you've only described the sandbox

now your familly will need :

european toaster line for developments of bread, dev, quality, regression

ditto americas, ditto australasia

consolidation line of toasters for consolidating the toast developments in the markets and continents into the global blueprint, again, dev, quality, regression

then the production line or maintenance line, dev, quality, PRODUCTION which is where consolidations from the global blueprint line are promoted and maintained

Prod will of course be highly available fail over etc

of course as a minimum the quality systems in all lines will have to be mirrors of production from the architectural perspective so that any toasting issues which might might stem from prod being a different architectural design to the rest of the development landscape

now we're farming.

up the .net

Milan.

and since you cannot trust your family members with full access to the toaster settings you will need a few highly skilled contractors to develop family access profiles that differ from each other on each toaster in the .nett toaster landscape

[ThomasSoerensen]

not to mention having to test your toaster in (at least) three different kitchens before allowing anyone to put any real bread in it.

It is one of the few truly glorious products of the world. Think of how many families it feeds

[milanbenes]

lol,

but you haven't described the whole toaster line in the landscape you've only described the sandbox

now your familly will need :

european toaster line for developments of bread, dev, quality, regression

ditto americas, ditto australasia

consolidation line of toasters for consolidating the toast developments in the markets and continents into the global blueprint, again, dev, quality, regression

then the production line or maintenance line, dev, quality, PRODUCTION which is where consolidations from the global blueprint line are promoted and maintained

Prod will of course be highly available fail over etc

of course as a minimum the quality systems in all lines will have to be mirrors of production from the architectural perspective so that any toasting issues which might might stem from prod being a different architectural design to the rest of the development landscape are spotted before new toasting developments move into the production line

and that's only the toaster

then we'll need to apply support packs to the whole toaster landscape at least twice a year and more if other components in the kitchen have dependencies on the toaster being a higher version

now we're farming.

up the .net

Milan.

[Pondlife]

and you are forced to upgrade your toaster every 3 years - at the same cost as buying a new toaster. BOOMED!

not to mention having to test your toaster in (at least) three different kitchens before allowing anyone to put any real bread in it.

[Spacecadet]

If SAP made toasters, the manual to run the toaster would be approximately 10,000 pages long. The toaster would come with 2,500 switches which would all have to be set in an exact pattern and in a precise sequence in order to toast specific kinds of bread. SAP's experts would establish each pattern as the "Best Practices" method of toasting that kind of bread. It would take a team of basis and functional contractors about 1 year to configure the toaster in the best manner, and then another 6 months to test it.

In the meantime, your entire family would need to attend extensive training classes on how to use the new toaster. In order to support end users and consultants, MIT would establish a list-serv for people to post questions and answers regarding toaster set-up and operation. Of course, the online help would randomly pop up in German. But once it was running, you'd get the best toast in the world.

Untill you tried a different brand of bread, then you'll be back to cursing the ****er

[ThomasSoerensen]

If SAP made toasters, the manual to run the toaster would be approximately 10,000 pages long. The toaster would come with 2,500 switches which would all have to be set in an exact pattern and in a precise sequence in order to toast specific kinds of bread. SAP's experts would establish each pattern as the "Best Practices" method of toasting that kind of bread. It would take a team of basis and functional contractors about 1 year to configure the toaster in the best manner, and then another 6 months to test it.

In the meantime, your entire family would need to attend extensive training classes on how to use the new toaster. In order to support end users and consultants, MIT would establish a list-serv for people to post questions and answers regarding toaster set-up and operation. Of course, the online help would randomly pop up in German. But once it was running, you'd get the best toast in the world.

and you are forced to upgrade your toaster every 3 years - at the same cost as buying a new toaster. BOOMED!

[Pondlife]

for nosalgia purposes

If SAP made toasters, the manual to run the toaster would be approximately 10,000 pages long. The toaster would come with 2,500 switches which would all have to be set in an exact pattern and in a precise sequence in order to toast specific kinds of bread. SAP's experts would establish each pattern as the "Best Practices" method of toasting that kind of bread. It would take a team of basis and functional contractors about 1 year to configure the toaster in the best manner, and then another 6 months to test it.

In the meantime, your entire family would need to attend extensive training classes on how to use the new toaster. In order to support end users and consultants, MIT would establish a list-serv for people to post questions and answers regarding toaster set-up and operation. Of course, the online help would randomly pop up in German. But once it was running, you'd get the best toast in the world.

[ThomasSoerensen]

Thomas,

good lad.

Have you been to the P shop today ?

Milano.

nope - I can get obese with out corporate subsidies :-)
maybe I will go next week - for some coffee like substanses

you need anything?

[oracleslave]

that's kind of the answers I was hoping to get and more.. thanks

i didn't seriously believe it was as easy as a few courses and jump right in otherwise everyone would be doing it, if i'd have engaged brain before asking I wouldnt have wasted your time.. thanks though

now what shall I cook for dinner?

<chef in daydreaming mode>

Systeme, Anwendungen und Produkte in der Datenverarbeitung

Just another IBM offshoot really

[milanbenes]

Pondlife,

'As for biting the hand. I'm more than happy to worship at the altar of Waldorf. Long may it continue I say.'


seconded.



Thomas,

good lad.

Have you been to the P shop today ?

Milano.

[ThomasSoerensen]

Dammit. I missed this one.

don't worry - it was not for you

[Pondlife]

ahhh

Milan.

Dammit. I missed this one.

[ThomasSoerensen]

ahhh

Milan.

s'cuse me