Reply to: i wish...

[Moscow Mule]

I wish I had a 12" cock... my 18-incher is sometimes difficult to conceal when in polite company.

There's absolutely no need to bring your chickens out with you - leave them in their coop like everybody else.

[Bagpuss]

I wish I had a 12" cock... my 18-incher is sometimes difficult to conceal when in polite company.

Get a hat

[Xenophon]

I wish I had a 12" cock... my 18-incher is sometimes difficult to conceal when in polite company.

Mini drum roll, followed by cymbal.

[Bob Dalek]

I wish I had a 12" cock... my 18-incher is sometimes difficult to conceal when in polite company.

[TimberWolf]

Aye EO

As Patirck Moore once said on the Sky at Night -

"are there rings round Uranus ?"

...as he smiled with a raised eyebrow ...

I think it was going to be called George, but someone bottled out and gave it a sensible name.

[AlfredJPruffock]

Aye EO

As Patirck Moore once said on the Sky at Night -

"are there rings round Uranus ?"

...as he smiled with a raised eyebrow ...

[EternalOptimist]

for HAB


I wish I was an astronaut
no gavity could tame us
I'd orbit Saturns ring
before re-entry on Uranus

[AlfredJPruffock]

I wish ...
I was a Spaceman,
the fastest guy alive

I'd fly you ‘round the universe.
In fireball xl5


Way out in space together.
Conquerors of the sky

My heart would be a fireball.
A fireball.

Every time I gaze into your starry eyes.

We’d take a path to Jupiter and maybe very soon.
We’d cruise along the Milky Way and land upon the Moon.

To a wonderland of
Solaris
We’ll zoom our way to mars.

My heart would be a fireball.

A fireball.

And you would be my Venus of the stars.

[Moscow Mule]

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
and a '64 Impala

[HairyArsedBloke]

Three blondes are stuck on a desert island.

One finds a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie pops out and gives them each a wish.

The first blonde says, "I wish I was 10% smarter so I could get off of this island." Then she turns into a redhead and swims off the island.

The second sees what happens and says "I wish I was 25% smarter so that I can get off this island!" She then turns into a brunette, makes a raft from trees and sails off.

Finally, the third blonde says "I wish I was 50% smarter so I can get off this island." She then suddenly turns into a man and walks across the bridge.

[BrilloPad]

Genie gives man a wish. He wants bridge to America. Genie says "thats a bit tough - give me something easier". Man asks for a woman who will be satidfied by what he has to offer. Genie says "This bridge - how many lanes?"

[TimberWolf]

Quick joke. Genie. 3 friends. First two give their wishes and get whisked away to places of debauchery, etc. Last guy says 'I just want my friends back'.

[El_Diablo]

...I had more wishes.

[wobbegong]

..I could fly right up to the sky but, I can't!

y'can

[Bagpuss]

wishing you a wishing well, kiss a tell..