Zeitghost the toad rescuer...

[WageSlave]

I was the one who squashed slugs...

As a kid, I developed an entire religion around squashing slugs. I had a stone object (no idea what it was) which I used as the instrument of ritual sacrifice. Obviously I had no friends as a kid. Not much changes

[SupremeSpod]

Who was on here who was blowing toads with a thingy used to drink from coke cans? Was it Spod who was doing it in his youth? Pervert.

Not me matey!

I was the one who squashed slugs...

[AtW]

Who was on here who was blowing toads with a thingy used to drink from coke cans? Was it Spod who was doing it in his youth? Pervert.

[xoggoth]

Don't listen, animals. Got back home tonight and thought I would cut the grass. Went to get mower and that darn garden spider had built its web across the greenhouse door AGAIN, another face full of legs.

[Toad]

Cheers Mate. thanks for that.

By the way, your kitchen's a feckin' mess.

[zeitghost]

Let the cat in.

And a toad.

Who thought living under the fridge might be a good idea.

However, I managed to persuade it that outside might be an even better idea for toads, and it duly complied.

Didn't eat it coz toads taste bitter.

Unless they're cane toads, in which case you can't tell which planet you're from for a while...