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Xenophon replied

14 October 2008, 12:09
Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

Heh.

No, I kid you not. I merely suggested they should spend more time playing and enjoying their childhood, or else they'll end up like the CUK residents...
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NickFitz replied

14 October 2008, 12:06
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
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Xenophon replied

14 October 2008, 12:04
Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

Chances of Xeno being interviewed under caution for making inappropriate comments on a junior school web site?

Very high indeed

I do have some standards, Nick. Inappropriate comments on a school's guest book is beyond even me.
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Xenophon replied

14 October 2008, 12:02
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Looking for make-up tips?

I wasn't but what you got for me?
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NickFitz replied

14 October 2008, 12:02
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

I've signed the Woodlands Junior School Guest Book

Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

Chances of my comments making it to the site?

Slim.

Chances of Xeno being interviewed under caution for making inappropriate comments on a junior school web site?

Very high indeed
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Churchill replied

14 October 2008, 12:00
Originally posted by Xenophon View Post

Yep. It says 'All messages are checked before they are added.'

Chances of my comments making it to the site?

Slim.

Looking for make-up tips?
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Xenophon replied

14 October 2008, 11:59
Yep. It says 'All messages are checked before they are added.'

Chances of my comments making it to the site?

Slim.
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Xenophon replied

14 October 2008, 11:58
I've signed the Woodlands Junior School Guest Book, but my entry has not appeared. It must be moderated! FFS!
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Xenophon replied

14 October 2008, 11:54
I think Woodlands Junior School are getting ideas above their station.
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NickFitz replied

14 October 2008, 11:51
Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

It's the full moon today, not the new moon.

Even the pupils of Woodlands Junior School know that

Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post

I knew that. The new moon is not till about the 24th (I think). Don't know what possessed me. Must be the full moon.

BTW, new moon is the 28th. Once again, Woodlands Junior School has the facts
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The Lone Gunman replied

14 October 2008, 11:43
Originally posted by NickFitz View Post

It's the full moon today, not the new moon.

Even the pupils of Woodlands Junior School know that

I knew that. The new moon is not till about the 24th (I think). Don't know what possessed me. Must be the full moon.
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NickFitz replied

14 October 2008, 11:38
It's the full moon today, not the new moon.

Even the pupils of Woodlands Junior School know that
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AlfredJPruffock replied

14 October 2008, 11:10
Jings !!

Banged to rights by Noddy - eh ?

But - if you're so smart Noddy - how come you ain't rich ?
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NoddY replied

14 October 2008, 10:20
It's lunacy.
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Moscow Mule replied

14 October 2008, 09:46
Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post

If you had purchased $1,000 of Nortel stock a year ago, it would now be worth $49.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5 left.

If you had bought $1,000 of Delta Airlines stock you'd have $49 left. With United Airlines, you would have nothing left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank it and then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have $214.

The best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. it is called the WWS (WineWomenSong Plan)

Is it last month already?
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