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Previously on "Out of Thin Air (TM) Village Idiot of the Week competition"

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Looks like we'll need a larger van for Village Idiot outings.
    Can I drive please? Where are we going? I do hope its the imperial war museum(bedlam) again!

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by cupidstunt View Post
    Remind me to start an AGW thread next week so you can make the final.
    Looks like we'll need a larger van for Village Idiot outings.

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    I insisted it was still HQed in HK. It has moved to London. Doh.

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by snaw View Post
    You're big enough to admit it, which lets you off in my book. Not like any of us here haven't occasionally got it completely wrong ...
    Back in the 80's a mate of mine went to work in Honkers as a copper. He sent me lots of pictures and post cards and letters while he was there. One that stuck was because he had been called to the Honkers and Shankers HQ. I was well impressed because he had been to the HQ of what was one of if not the biggest banks in the world. So I knew where its HQ was. I had just missed the fact that they had moved a bit, recently. It is not as if I was making it up is it.

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by snaw View Post
    Lonegunman for insisting that HSBC was a HK/Shanghai bank cause it says so in the letters.
    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    It was until it moved. Easy mistake to make.
    http://www.hsbc.com/1/2/about-hsbc

    What's the argument?

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by cupidstunt View Post
    Remind me to start an AGW thread next week so you can make the final.
    That would be next weeks final then

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  • cupidstunt
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Contestants have to come up with Out of Thin Air(TM) assertions which they obtained from their voices in their head.

    The finalists are

    atW - for asserting that most City institutions were recipients of tax-payers money, when this is clearly a crock of crap.

    Cybercretin - for asserting that the ECB followed the BoEs lead in cutting interest rates yesterday (when it was clearly a coordinated effort by about 6 countries) and for asserting that Life prisoners serve an average of 6 years when this is clearly another crock of steaming turd manure.
    Remind me to start an AGW thread next week so you can make the final.

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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post
    It was until it moved. Easy mistake to make.
    You're big enough to admit it, which lets you off in my book. Not like any of us here haven't occasionally got it completely wrong ...

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by snaw View Post
    Lonegunman for insisting that HSBC was a HK/Shanghai bank cause it says so in the letters.
    It was until it moved. Easy mistake to make.

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  • Bob Dalek
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    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    every schoolboy's favourite kind.
    Ahem!

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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    every schoolboys favourite kind.
    Dammit, I changed that straight away and you still picked it up in the 60s window available.

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  • snaw
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    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    careful - he's out of jail now you know.
    Where I come from that's nothing unusual

    That and the funny walk, for a few weeks.

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  • DS23
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    Originally posted by snaw View Post
    LG to be fair maid a schoolboy error.
    every schoolboys favourite kind.
    Last edited by DS23; 9 October 2008, 14:27. Reason: grr

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  • DS23
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    Originally posted by snaw View Post
    Lonegunman for insisting that HSBC was a HK/Shanghai bank cause it says so in the letters.
    careful - he's out of jail now you know.

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  • snaw
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    But I'd still give it to Cyberman, cause he demonstrably talked a load of bollocks, whereas we suspect AtW is talking bollocks, but we can't prove it and LG to be fair made a schoolboy error.

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