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Out of Thin Air (TM) Village Idiot of the Week competition
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Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul -
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Originally posted by snaw View PostLonegunman for insisting that HSBC was a HK/Shanghai bank cause it says so in the letters.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
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Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostIt was until it moved. Easy mistake to make.Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith
Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek
That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay
Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - CyberghoulComment
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostContestants have to come up with Out of Thin Air(TM) assertions which they obtained from their voices in their head.
The finalists are
atW - for asserting that most City institutions were recipients of tax-payers money, when this is clearly a crock of crap.
Cybercretin - for asserting that the ECB followed the BoEs lead in cutting interest rates yesterday (when it was clearly a coordinated effort by about 6 countries) and for asserting that Life prisoners serve an average of 6 years when this is clearly another crock of steaming turd manure.Comment
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Originally posted by cupidstunt View PostRemind me to start an AGW thread next week so you can make the final.Coffee's for closersComment
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Originally posted by snaw View PostLonegunman for insisting that HSBC was a HK/Shanghai bank cause it says so in the letters.Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostIt was until it moved. Easy mistake to make.
What's the argument?"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by snaw View PostYou're big enough to admit it, which lets you off in my book. Not like any of us here haven't occasionally got it completely wrong ...I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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Originally posted by Moscow Mule View PostI am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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Originally posted by cupidstunt View PostRemind me to start an AGW thread next week so you can make the final.Hard Brexit now!
#prayfornodealComment
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