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Previously on "Out of Thin Air (TM) Village Idiot of the Week competition"
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Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
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Originally posted by snaw View PostYou're big enough to admit it, which lets you off in my book. Not like any of us here haven't occasionally got it completely wrong ...
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Originally posted by snaw View PostLonegunman for insisting that HSBC was a HK/Shanghai bank cause it says so in the letters.Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View PostIt was until it moved. Easy mistake to make.
What's the argument?
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Originally posted by cupidstunt View PostRemind me to start an AGW thread next week so you can make the final.
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostContestants have to come up with Out of Thin Air(TM) assertions which they obtained from their voices in their head.
The finalists are
atW - for asserting that most City institutions were recipients of tax-payers money, when this is clearly a crock of crap.
Cybercretin - for asserting that the ECB followed the BoEs lead in cutting interest rates yesterday (when it was clearly a coordinated effort by about 6 countries) and for asserting that Life prisoners serve an average of 6 years when this is clearly another crock of steaming turd manure.
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Originally posted by snaw View PostLonegunman for insisting that HSBC was a HK/Shanghai bank cause it says so in the letters.
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But I'd still give it to Cyberman, cause he demonstrably talked a load of bollocks, whereas we suspect AtW is talking bollocks, but we can't prove it and LG to be fair made a schoolboy error.
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