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Previously on "Things That Are Annoying"
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'Nucular.It's "Nuclear", dammit!
'It's pronounced "Nucular".'
- Homer Simpson
(And also by George Dubya Bush and that weird bint from Alaska.)
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Originally posted by Diver View PostDrivers that slow down to rubberneck at accidents on the motorway. Why don't they just FOAD.
They cause more delays than the f****** accident.
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Drivers that slow down to rubberneck at accidents on the motorway. Why don't they just FOAD.
They cause more delays than the f****** accident.
Sorry, stuck in traffic due to mindless rubberneckers today
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post4-4-2
4-3-3
4-5-1
0-8-9-8-1-1-1-5-5-5 for a good time...
Oh, it's all changed, isn't it?
Marvelous.
Marvelous.Last edited by Stan.goodvibes; 10 October 2008, 20:39.
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Originally posted by Bob Dalek View PostYou forgot Timmy Mallett.
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Things That Are Annoying
The fact that Julie Burchill, Joan Sarpong, Shane Ritchie and Noel Edmunds are still breathing.
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"narmeen" after every sentence
Say "Actually no. I don't know what you mean."
Watch them flounder and derail. Great fun.
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostAny sport commentator that uses the word "quality" wrongly, e.g. "That was a quality pass..." No, you cretin, you need another word in there, e.g. "That was a good / high / low / poor quality pass..."
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Originally posted by Diestl View PostPeople who say "Going Forward" in almost any sentence. "Going forward I think we need to fix the toilet pan". In fact any managment speak is annoying.
Grrrr Grrrr Grrrr
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Originally posted by Ruprect View PostGood example. TV chefs who say "reduce down". It is just "reduce". you twonk.
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