I'm opening a new ultra-safe bank

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cojak replied

6 October 2008, 15:02
really need the 'get me coat' helmie now....
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stingman123 replied

6 October 2008, 14:50
I would like to make a deposit with whatever is left over from my purchase of Newcastle United FC, in these worrying times of unsound investments, I feel this is the way to go for a nice little nest egg
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TimberWolf replied

6 October 2008, 13:22
Banker deposits?

[S error strikes again]
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AtW replied

6 October 2008, 13:17
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post

Did you miss an S there?

Open your eyes...
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Xenophon replied

6 October 2008, 13:15
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post

Did you miss an S there?

WARNING: Rubbish joke incoming!

I'll make a deposit.

*groan*
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The Lone Gunman replied

6 October 2008, 13:10
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Sperm Bank

Did you miss an S there?
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AtW replied

6 October 2008, 13:10
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Sounds like home.... can I have a job?

see above...it might be necessary for that bank's success...
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HairyArsedBloke replied

6 October 2008, 13:09
My money is safer with that nice man from West Africa who e-mailed me this morning.
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cailin maith replied

6 October 2008, 13:09
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

It's called the Achtung-Beejesus Fund and is located in Craggy Island and Munich.
Roll up with yer deposits.

Sounds like home.... can I have a job?
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AtW replied

6 October 2008, 13:09
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

It's called the Achtung-Beejesus Fund and is located in Craggy Island and Munich.
Roll up with yer deposits.

Sperm Bank
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The Lone Gunman replied

6 October 2008, 13:09
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

No

Apparently the bar is now closed anyway.
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sasguru replied

6 October 2008, 13:08
Originally posted by The Lone Gunman View Post

Is that the place next to Gunther Murphy's bar?

No
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The Lone Gunman replied

6 October 2008, 13:07
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

It's called the Achtung-Beejesus Fund and is located in Craggy Island and Munich.
Roll up with yer deposits.

Is that the place next to Gunther Murphy's bar?
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sasguru started a topic I'm opening a new ultra-safe bank

6 October 2008, 13:05
I'm opening a new ultra-safe bank

It's called the Achtung-Beejesus Fund and is located in Craggy Island and Munich.
Roll up with yer deposits.
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