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tay replied

1 October 2008, 13:19
Sex is kinda like Tetris though. Without the beepy sounds, but the basic premise of correctly aligning shaped objects as one object moves rapidly is the same.
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ChimpMaster replied

1 October 2008, 12:19
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

And if she starts playing tetris you are doing it too slow.

Speaking from experience SA?
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AtW replied

1 October 2008, 11:24
Originally posted by SallyAnne View Post

And if she starts playing tetris you are doing it too slow.

tennis
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SallyAnne replied

1 October 2008, 11:23
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

If she starts smoking you are doing it too fast

And if she starts playing tetris you are doing it too slow.
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AtW replied

1 October 2008, 11:18
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

You are correct. It was a joke.

Good one too. Just wanted to make sure I understood it fully.
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oracleslave replied

1 October 2008, 11:15
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Just to clarify here possible English game of words: by "smoking" here it is more implied not cigarette smoking but something else which is funnier?

You are correct. It was a joke.
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AtW replied

1 October 2008, 11:02
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

If she starts smoking you are doing it too fast

Just to clarify here possible English game of words: by "smoking" here it is more implied not cigarette smoking but something else which is funnier?
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AtW replied

1 October 2008, 11:01
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

Now I know why I voted for you in sasgurus poll

Feel free to login as Nina - password: aniN
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oracleslave replied

1 October 2008, 10:59
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Post of the Day surely!

Now I know why I voted for you in sasgurus poll
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DS23 replied

1 October 2008, 10:53
is dp allowed to use his alter egos?
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daviejones replied

1 October 2008, 10:53
Originally posted by SantaClaus View Post

put some Rohypnol in her tea

More like it...
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SantaClaus replied

1 October 2008, 10:50
put some valium in her tea
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daviejones replied

1 October 2008, 10:49
Chuck her in a dirty puddle and do her from behind...she will like that!!
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AtW replied

1 October 2008, 10:49
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

If she starts smoking you are doing it too fast

Post of the Day surely!
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cailin maith replied

1 October 2008, 10:45
Originally posted by oracleslave View Post

If she starts smoking you are doing it too fast
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