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I did hear ferret muttering something about Brillopads ass is eating grass and he's got a lawnmowerOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostDoes that mean that with 3 banned sockpuppets, a formal warning, a formal final warning and getting the police to call admin - I should be a bit careful.
Or words to that affect
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We don't need DP.
Can't the admins just set up a chron job to post some random article every hour from http://www.dailymail.co.uk/
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I think I shall do the same for a whileOriginally posted by NickFitz View Post
In your place, I would certainly carefully consider the use of a suitably scientific term for certain aspects of human female physiology, possibly also leaning towards presenting such terms using a smaller rather than a larger font size, and perhaps even preferring a nice faint grey over the standard black text in order to minimise the risk of anybody seeing it
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostDoes that mean that with 3 banned sockpuppets, a formal warning, a formal final warning and getting the police to call admin - I should be a bit careful.
In your place, I would certainly carefully consider the use of a suitably scientific term for certain aspects of human female physiology, possibly also leaning towards presenting such terms using a smaller rather than a larger font size, and perhaps even preferring a nice faint grey over the standard black text in order to minimise the risk of anybody seeing it
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Does that mean that with 3 banned sockpuppets, a formal warning, a formal final warning and getting the police to call admin - I should be a bit careful.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostBut it was also said that "whether the poster has slid towards a total ban or not" is also a factor, and getting one's third ban is presumably the limit.
Those who are on parole can't afford to be cheeky to the police in the way that people with a clean record can
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