Reply to: Contract Cancelled

[expat]

It's no use standing on the seat,
The crabs in here can jump six feet.
But if you think thats flipin' high,
go next door, the bastards fly.

In dieser Klo da wohnt ein Geist
Der jeden der nicht richtig scheisst
Herunter in die Eier beisst!

[DaveB]

My favourite :-

Some come here to sit and think
some come here to s**t and stink
but I come here to scratch my balls
and read the writing on the walls

It's no use standing on the seat,
The crabs in here can jump six feet.
But if you think thats feckin' high,
go next door, the bastards fly.

[expat]

I've been offered a contract in the city which is due to start in the next couple of weeks. The pimp has sent all the contract documentation (not signed) and as a result i've cancelled other job offers and various interviews. I'm now being told that this job may be canned...

Where do i stand in this situation?

I advise you to make hundreds of millions of dodgy mortgage loans. Then you'll be looked after.

[EqualOpportunities]

I wonder if I'm too old to be a gigolo?

Not too old, but having seen your photos...

[Old Greg]

sounds like a chargeable extra

Always the businessman.

[Spacecadet]

Perhaps one of those tragic ones. You've got the shakes so can't apply the make up properly, and anyway it wouldn't hide the bruising, cos they don't treat you so well now days. It's a sordid tale.

sounds like a chargeable extra

[Old Greg]

Anyway, liveforever, sorry about this. I guess you need to put it down to experience as take the advice given - seems sound enough to me.

[Old Greg]

I wonder if I'm too old to be a gigolo?

Perhaps one of those tragic ones. You've got the shakes so can't apply the make up properly, and anyway it wouldn't hide the bruising, cos they don't treat you so well now days. It's a sordid tale.

[BrilloPad]

Diver, exactly how are you familiar with the writings on most of the public toilet walls in your locale? Does Mrs Diver know about this?

My favourite :-

Some come here to sit and think
some come here to s**t and stink
but I come here to scratch my balls
and read the writing on the walls

[Diver]

You'll go down for this. Now back to your Glory Hole.

I wonder if I'm too old to be a gigolo?

[Old Greg]

It's a bum rap guvner

You'll go down for this. Now back to your Glory Hole.

[Diver]

It's a bum rap guvner

[Old Greg]

My real job is toilet trader

I feel right at home here on CUK

[Diver]

Diver, exactly how are you familiar with the writings on most of the public toilet walls in your locale? Does Mrs Diver know about this?

My real job is Lavatory attendant

I feel right at home here on CUK

[Old Greg]

I thought you were!

Most of the public toilet walls around here contain parts of the storyline

Diver, exactly how are you familiar with the writings on most of the public toilet walls in your locale? Does Mrs Diver know about this?