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  • BrilloPad
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    12. "No next" and "Yes next" are perfectly valid responses to most threads.

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View Post
    Currently in production, feel free to post any tips for possible inclusion:

    http://161.58.20.24/signs/books/dumm...e+your+time%21
    Don't hotlink images?

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  • BrilloPad
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    10. If you are not a millionaire pretend you are one
    11. Never ever say anything bad about Swindon.

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    9. Only a very few names are anything like their owners.
    - I am one of the minuscule number who have a totally accurate ID.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
    He did indeed, and in a thread named for him and his good friend AtW
    http://forums.contractoruk.com/130290-post1.html

    Well done MF

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  • NickFitz
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    I wonder if Andyw made consecutive posts?
    He did indeed, and in a thread named for him and his good friend AtW

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    What about Nina and Lola and Betty? Please don't tell me all those filthy PM's weren't real
    they weren't, but the one's you sent to them clearly were

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  • basshead
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    I like this book for dummies

    http://img79.imageshack.us/img79/2708/dummiesjo7.jpg

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  • DiscoStu
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    8. Paula is the only true female on here. CM is really a trucker called Bazza
    What about Nina and Lola and Betty? Please don't tell me all those filthy PM's weren't real

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  • BrilloPad
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    8. Paula is the only true female on here. CM is really a trucker called Bazza

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  • DiscoStu
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    I wonder how long it'll be before this thread gets moved to Light Relief?

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  • BrilloPad
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    7. no-one on cuk believes in global warming. always deny it exists.

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  • DiscoStu
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    I wonder if Andyw made consecutive posts?

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  • DiscoStu
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    Which is why it should be encouraged

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  • DiscoStu
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    He hates it.

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