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Don't hotlink images?Originally posted by Charles Foster Kane View PostCurrently in production, feel free to post any tips for possible inclusion:
http://161.58.20.24/signs/books/dumm...e+your+time%21
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10. If you are not a millionaire pretend you are one
11. Never ever say anything bad about Swindon.
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9. Only a very few names are anything like their owners.
- I am one of the minuscule number who have a totally accurate ID.
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http://forums.contractoruk.com/130290-post1.htmlOriginally posted by NickFitz View PostHe did indeed, and in a thread named for him and his good friend AtW
Well done MF
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He did indeed, and in a thread named for him and his good friend AtWOriginally posted by DiscoStu View PostI wonder if Andyw made consecutive posts?
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they weren't, but the one's you sent to them clearly wereOriginally posted by DiscoStu View PostWhat about Nina and Lola and Betty? Please don't tell me all those filthy PM's weren't real
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8. Paula is the only true female on here. CM is really a trucker called Bazza
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I wonder how long it'll be before this thread gets moved to Light Relief?
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7. no-one on cuk believes in global warming. always deny it exists.
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